wonder if thatâs a relative of hers. Maybe we can track him down.â
Nia snorted. âTell me youâre joking.â
Callie shook her head, bewildered at Niaâs mocking her.
Still wearing her familiar expression of total disdain, Nia continued. âDid you, like, take a course in cultural illiteracy?â
I was starting to get a bad feeling about this conversation. âUm, guys, I thinkââ
Callie waved her hand in a way that indicated she wasnât interested in my playing sheriff at this showdown. âDonât start with me, okay, Nia? Whatever âcrimeâ you feel Iâve committed, just give me a break.â
But either because she was still angry at Louise or Amanda, or because she was just such a big Rudolph Valentino fan that she couldnât bear the idea that someone somewhere in the world didnât know who he was, Nia wasnât about to let Callieâs comment go. âYouâll be happy to know, Callie, that we actually could track him down. In the cemetery where heâs been buried for the past eighty years.â
There was a pause and I thought for sure Callie was going to lay into Nia. Instead, she cocked her head to the side, like she was considering something. âSo youâre saying heâs probably not, like, her dad, arenât you?â
I donât know if it was the averted fight or the tension of the whole day, but suddenly the three of us just cracked up. We laughed so hard I literally fell down, which made Callie and Nia pretty much completely hysterical. Every time I tried to get up, one of them would say the words âRudolph Valentinoâ and weâd all start howling all over again. Finally I just gave up trying to get off the floor.
Eventually Nia took off her glasses, rubbed the bridge of her nose, and said, âOkay, guys, we have to focus here.â
âYes.â Callie gave a final giggle and looked at the tickets one last time. Then she shrugged. âRudolph Valentino. Amando Valentino. Well, Valentinoâs a good name anyway.â
âYeah, too bad he wasnât born with it. His real name was . . .â She squinted with the effort of recalling it, then snapped her fingers. âRodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Piero Filiberto Guglielmi.â
âThatâs a name?â Callie shook her head. âSounds more like a class list from a school in Milan.â
Nia nodded her agreement and went to put the tickets in our âAmandaâ pile (as opposed to our âgum-wrapper-loose-change-and-random-homeworkâ pile). âYou can see why he made up Valentino.â
And suddenly it hit me so hard I almost toppled over from my kneeling position. Callie must have noticed me catch myself. âHal? Whatâs up?â
At the sound of Callieâs voice, Nia looked over at me, too.
I looked at both of them without seeing either. âSo did Amanda.â
âWhat?â they asked together.
I waited a minute, but the feeling didnât go away. âSo did Amanda,â I repeated. And in answer to their increasingly bewildered stares, I explained myself. âShe made it up, too. Her last name? It isnât Valentino.â
Chapter 5
âWhat are you talking about?â Nia demanded.
âLook,â I said, and I was about to explain how itâs no big deal but sometimes I just, you know, âsee things,â ha ha, nothing strange about that, is there? When I realized I hadnât told them about the list Iâd seen in Thornhillâs office.
Kind of a big omission.
I took a deep breath. âLook, youâre just going to have to believe me about her name and put it aside for a second because I have to tell you about something else right now and I need you to pay attention and not be distracted by whether or not Iâm crazy.â
âOh, Hal.â Nia put her hand on my shoulder in a mock comforting way. Her voice was pseudo-assuring.
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