anymore? Oh, no. Iâm shrinking again.
Chapter Ten
âOhhh-kay, Ace! Lay it on us.â Itâs Saturday night practice. Weâve just finished listening to Pigâs song. Well, actually it was a drum solo. Archie shot upstairs when Pig got going. I can hear him yowling up there somewhere.
Now itâs my turn. My fingers are shaky. I pretend to check my tuning. âOkay,â I say, âIâm not quite done yet. Itâs, like, a road song.â I make the C power chord on the acoustic and blow the start. I take a breath and try again. This time I get it. I donât hit all the high notes, and I mess up a couple of chords, but itâs pretty good:
Running running running itâs a thing
that I do
Running running running far away
from you
Running running running is the
thing that I know
Running running running and I have
to go
Iâm sleeping in the backseat and
running all the time
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh duh
Duh-duh-duh-duh duh duh
Duh.
I stop. âThe duh s arenât really the lyrics. I havenât got them right yet. But thatâs the idea.â
Itâs still quiet. I say, âAnd I didnât hit all the high notes âcauseâ¦â I point upstairs, where Mom might be listening.
Itâs still quiet. Finally, Denny nods and says, âOkay.â Pig shrugs and nods.
Thatâs all that they say. I feel like Led Zeppelin with a leak. Geez, all Pig came up with was a drum solo. A drum solo. I only said I liked it to be nice.
âItâs okay? Thatâs it?â I hear my voice squeak a little.
âWell, what do you want?â Denny says. âWe only heard it once.â
What do I want? I was hoping for fireworks and these guys falling off their chairs. Then a standing O, a million dollars and Lisa forgetting the cat barf comment and saying Iâm cool.
âWant me to play it again?â I say.
âLet me do mine first.â Denny grins and pulls out a distortion pedal. âWait till you hear this,â he says. He plugs the Teleporter into it and hits a power chord. The sound crunches through the basement.
âOkay,â Denny says. He unfolds a paper with writing on it and lays it on his amp. âThis is called âGot to Rock.ââ
âThatâs original,â I say. I fold my arms tight. My pits have gone cold where Iâve been sweating.
Denny doesnât seem to hear. He starts chopping a rhythm so fast itâs practically punk. He sings:
Used to walk but now I run
Used to talk but now itâs sung
Used to dockânow I roam
Used to sway but now I rock
Used to groove but now I shock
Got to rockâlike a rolling stone
He gets that far, and I already know itâs good. Itâs way better than mine. Even though weâre all a band, I feel like Iâm doomed. Halfway through, Mom sprouts magically on the stairs. When Denny finishes, she claps. Then she takes out an earplug and asks, âIs that one that you guys wrote?â
âWell, I did, actually,â Denny says. Heâs grinning like a maniac. âItâs for the contest.â He tells my mom all about it.
âWow,â says Mom. âThatâs great. Itâs catchy. It reminds me ofâ¦oh, I donât know, whatâs that song? What is it, Davey?â
I shrug and I say, âIâm not an Abba expert.â My mom loves Dennyâs song. This does not make me overjoyed.
Denny jumps in, saying, âIt sounds a little like lots of songs, probably. Thatâs how you can tell itâs good.â
Thank you, Mr. Modest.
âI never thought of it that way,â Mom says. âYou said two songs. Whatâs the other?â
âAce wrote one,â Denny says.
âLater,â I say to Mom. I start to fold up my paper.
âOh, câmon.â she says.
âLater.â
Mom shakes her head. âThen later it will be,â she says. âDoes anyone want anything