because heâs going to write a lot of books, and Iâm going to buy them all. He might even end up writing more than Dingle. So there. The others are my favorites. Didnât you read the Hardy Boys growing up? Bring the food into the kitchen. If we eat in here, you might get dizzy and throw up.â
Jane was aware of him on her heels as she headed into the kitchen. âSit down,â she said, motioning to an oak pressed-back chair. She zipped around the kitchen collecting plates, napkins, silverware, and, finally, two bottles of beer. â Bon appetit, â she said, setting it all down in the center of the table.
âI hope I havenât offended you,â Mike said, his grin conflicting with his words.
âIt takes a lot more than a wiseass psychiatrist to offend me,â Jane snapped back as she dug into the carton of fried rice.
âOw,â he said, rubbing his cheek as if sheâd slapped him.
She ignored him.
âHey, I like these paper platesââ
âThese arenât paper, theyâre plastic. Thereâs a difference. See, these are hard, and the food doesnât soak through.â
âWhy so testy? Iâm for whatever it takes to make life easier. Paper plates. Carryout. Housekeepers. Gardeners. If you can afford it, I say go for it.â
âDo you have an opinion on everything ?â
His composure melted like butter, and for a moment he looked like a shy little boy. âI talk a lot when Iâm nervous. I was nervous about coming here. Then, when I saw those books I was off and running.â He forked a helping of sweet-and-sour pork onto his plate.
Jane put some white rice and chow mein onto a plate and set it on the floor for Olive. âSheâs a vegetarian,â she explained. âThereâs no MSG in this food, is there?â Heâd been nervous about coming. She couldnât decide if she should be flattered or annoyed.
âNo MSG.â
Jane uncapped the two bottles of Corona and took a swig from hers. When he didnât reach for his, she wondered if he was expecting a glass. A devil perched itself atop her shoulder as she reached behind her for a bright red plastic tumbler.
âThe bottleâs fine,â he said. âHowâd your session go this afternoon?â
âIt didnât. He canceled two minutes before he was supposed to show up. I explained about you and next week. Heâs okay with it. Howâd it go with your battery guy?â
Mike sighed. âHe said he bought stock in Duracell yesterday. A lot of stock. Five thousand shares to be exact. And he found a wholesaler who will deliver batteries to him once a week. Kind of like a home-delivery milkman.â
Jane digested the information. âSo did you find out why heâs so obsessed with batteries?â
âNo, not yet. He took a circuitous route around every question I put to him.â
Over the years Jane had treated any number of patients with obsessionsâhand washing, collections, organization. But never batteries. Was the man worried there would be a loss of power? Or did he think the batteries would give him power? âDoes he have any health problems?â
Mike finished chewing before answering. âYeah, a bunion on his left foot. The guyâs an ox. He radiates good health.â
âWhat does he do work-wise?â
âHeâs some big comptroller at a mega chemical company.â Mike waved his fork. âLetâs not talk about him. It makes me crazy when I think about him lugging all those batteries around everywhere he goes. Tell me about you, Jane. Iâve seen you at various conferences, and Iâve heard you on your radio show, but other than that, all I know about you is what I remember from high school. Are you married, divorced, what?â
âSingle. Between renovating this house and my practice, I havenât had much time to get involved. Thatâs not to say I
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