you.”
“What kinds of things?”
She tried to think of the most outlandish
sexual act she could imagine, wanting to call him on his bluff. She
was pretty sure he was full of it and saying things he didn’t mean
just for effect. True, her kink-o-meter was fairly mild, but he
didn’t know that. He had to be as scared as she was by the idea of
being rendered helpless and at the mercy of a stranger. Caitlyn
imagined him tied to a bed, his cock rigid and proud. She could
touch him any way she liked. Kiss every inch of him. Suck him. Ride
him. Torment him. Tease him. Delay his gratification until he
begged. But that didn’t seem really all that outlandish. What man
wouldn’t agree to that? At least for a while. Then she pictured him
tied face down, on his knees, ass exposed to the air, and a that
naughty devil she kept buried inside her subconscious spread a slow
grin across her face.
“I think I’d like to screw you,” she said.
“From behind.”
She glanced up at him, expecting shock. He
just looked confused.
“I’m not sure if my dick will bend that way,
but we can try it.”
Kellen laughed so hard, Caitlyn was concerned
he’d rupture his spleen. She managed to keep a straight face,
however, and shook her head. “That’s not what I meant.” Could she
really say the next words? She was an excellent public speaker, but
she usually talked about alternative energy sources, not about
claiming a guy’s ass. “I want to do things to your… ass.” She said
the final word so quietly, she was surprised he heard her.
Owen’s jaw dropped and for the first time,
Caitlyn saw the smooth operator take a hike off a cliff and fall
fast and hard.
“Um,” Owen said, “I’ve never done anything
like that.”
“They have strap-ons in the gift shop,”
Kellen said helpfully. “Big, thick ones, so be sure to use plenty
of lube.”
“Is that what you meant?” Owen said. “You
want to tie me down and fuck me in the ass?”
Her face felt like it was on fire, but she
said, “Yeah, that’s what I meant.” There was no way he was going to
go for it. She was going catch him in a lie. All men were lying
bastards. They only managed to get her hopes up, say they were
going to do something, but never followed through.
“Well, okay then,” he said, “but promise
you’ll be gentle. I’m a virgin back there.”
And now Caitlyn was the one whose jaw was on
the floor.
Kellen slid out of the booth. “Let’s get
going. I don’t want to sit around here all night waiting for him to
get his rocks off. I’m tired of being a slave to his libido.”
“You didn’t have to accompany me,” Owen said.
“I could have come alone.”
“Then you wouldn’t have come at all,” Kellen
returned, “and I’d have had to listen to you bitch about how much
fun you would have had if you’d gone out. And how I’m no fun
anymore. And how you should think about getting yourself a new best
friend. One who is as insatiably perverted as you are.”
“I don’t bitch. And I don’t want a new best
friend, even an insatiably perverted one. You used to be insatiably
perverted. Remember?”
“Nope. Don’t recollect that,” Kellen said.
“Get out of the booth, Owen. I haven’t tied anyone up in months,
you know.”
“Why are you so anxious to tie me up?”
“Because you’re being an incredible pain in
my ass, so maybe if you experience a little pain in yours, you’ll
stop tormenting me all the time. Now move. If you annoy me, I might
find myself out of practice and pull certain ropes too tight. If I
were you, I wouldn’t drag my feet too much.”
“I’m not dragging my feet. And you wouldn’t
be in such a bad mood if you’d—” He cut himself off and tore his
gaze from his friend to look at Caitlyn.
“Are you really going to go through with
this?” Caitlyn asked when she was finally able to retrieve her
mandible from the floor.
“I said I’m game for anything. I meant that.”
His tone was surprisingly