pocket.
âOkay?â said Grady.
âOkay.â
âYou wonât have to sign a voucher on that advance. And you neednât bother to make an exact accounting on the expense money. Weâre informal. We like to give our agents a free hand. So far as itâs consistent with good business practice.â He started the car and turned to Norwood with a grin. âI have a surprise waiting for you.â
They drove half a mile or so through the Arkansas side of town and pulled into an alley full of puddles, behind an ice plant. As it turned out there were two surprises. The first was that there were two cars to be delivered, not one. There they were, bumper to bumper, a big 98 Oldsmobile in front and a Pontiac Catalina behind, gleaming and smelling pleasantly of new paint. âWe always give them a coat of Duco,â said Grady. âItâs a small enough investment and it can add two hundred dollars to a carâs value. That Olds is like new. Twelve thousand actual miles. Never used a pint of oil. Itâs a clean car too. Well taken care of. It will be a joy to drive. You wonât even know youâre pulling anything with that new reflex tow bar. It has a patented action. Weâve just started using those and they are dandies.â
An old man in khakis and a blue suit coat came up to open Gradyâs door. He kept one hand in his pocket and his shoulders were hunched up against the drizzle. He had an orange folder of RJR cigarette papers up in his hatband to keep them dry. They were getting wet.
âThis is my brother Tilmon,â said Grady. Then he raised his voice and said, âTilmon, this is Norwood. Heâs our new driver. Heâs a good one too. Heâs a dandy. Heâs the man who rode the mule around the world.â
Tilmon snickered and shook hands with Norwood. There was a frosty glaze on top of his right sleeve where he had been wiping his nose. He took the other hand out of his pocket and gave Norwood a flyer. It said, Need $$$$$ âFAST? Get one of Gradyâs cost-controlled loansâBY MAIL! There was a picture of Grady at the bottom holding a fistful of money. Yes, Grady is ready to lend you up to $950.00-âIN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!
âHow are you?â said Tilmon.
âJust fine,â said Norwood.
âGrady is a cutter, ainât he?â
âHe sure is.â
âHow do you like him?â
âI like him all right.â
âYou do what he says now.â
âI will.â
âJust to look at Tilmon,â said Grady, âyou wouldnât think he was a very astute businessman, would you?â
Norwood looked him over again. â I wouldnât have thought it, naw.â
âVolume is his middle name. Isnât that right, Tilmon? I say volume is your middle name.â
Tilmon said âTee-hee-hee.â His tongue fell out as if to receive a coin.
The second surprise was Miss Phillips. She was sitting in the rain on her suitcaseâa handsome blue air travel modelâwith a newspaper on her head. She was eating peaches from a can with a wooden ice cream spoon. She was a long tall redbone girl. She was wearing a shiny green party dress with shoulder straps, and some opentoed shoes that were just on the point of exploding with toes. She glowered. She looked formidable.
âYou run off with the gotdamn car keys and left the doors locked, Fring,â she said. Her voice was a piercing whine.
âSo I did. Iâm sorry about that, Yvonne.â
Iâm not about to pay for cleaning this dress. Look at it.â
âWeâll take care of it. Everything will be wonderful. Just keep your shirt on a minute.â
âDonât tell me what to do.â
âNorwood,â said Grady, âthis is the extra added attraction. I want you to meet Miss Yvonne Phillips. She hails from Belzoni, Mississippi, by way of New Orleans, the Crescent City. She is a dandy. Our talent
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