wheezes before the water swallows him again. This is horrific.
There are voices and footsteps outside, kids coming into the change room.
The Fig is down for a few more seconds before he resurfaces, thrusting a desperate hand up towards me. I reach into the grimybowl, grab him, careful not to crush his cookie-thin body, and I haul him to safety.
There are lots of kids in the change room now, some in cubicles either side of me.
Jack knocks. âCarnivalâs over. Letâs go, man.â
I take deep breaths. I slowly open my dripping hand to look at The Fig, expecting to see his thankful little smile. But, instead, I find him crouched and angry. He growls and launches himself upwards. I try to catch him midair with my left hand, but heâs too quick. Slap . He attaches himself to my face. I try to peel him off but he wonât budge.
âWhat are you doing?â I ask, but he doesnât respond. âI saved you!â
Nothing.
Another kid knocks on the door of my cubicle.
I scratch at my right cheek, trying to lift the edge of The Fig. I run my fingers over its rough surface. But it is stuck hard.
A head pokes over the wall from the next toilet cubicle. âWhatâs goinâ on, Weekly? People need to go to the toilet.â I look up. Itâs Brent Bunder, the biggest kid in our year. âErrr. Whatâs on your face?â
I cover my cheek where my dirty-no-good-big-brown-birthmark is. I unlock the door and head out, slamming straight into Jack.
âWhatâs up?â he asks.
âHey, itâs the kid with the poo on his back!â says Wingnut, the pipsqueak who started all this.
âItâs not poo!â I scream. âItâs my birthmark. See!â
I rip my hand away from my cheek, showing everybody. Forty boys fall silent and stare. A couple in the back start to giggle.
âIs that funny? You wanna laugh at the kid with The Fig on his face? You want a piece of me? Do ya? â
Some of the boys look scared now.
âI was born with it and Iâm stuck with it, all right?â
Kids shift uncomfortably. A couple turn away.
âSorry, Weekly,â Chris Meade says.
âIâve never even noticed it before,â another kid mutters. âHas it always been on his face?â
I breathe hard, trying to settle myself as the boys go back to getting changed. Jack rests a hand on my shoulder. I touch my face and turn to the mirror. Itâs worse than I thought. I have to come to terms with the fact that I might look like this forever. Or at least until The Fig calms down and we can talk it over.
Wingnut shuffles forward and stands in front of me. He stares at my cheek.
âThat thing is reeeally ugly. And howâd it get on your face anyway?â he asks.
I feel the anger rise up in me again. I want to throw him in the deep end. The Fig feelsthe anger, too. I know it. Heâs growing warm on my cheek.
âYou want me to get a knife and chop it off?â Wingnut asks with a smile.
My cheek starts to burn and, in that instant, something magical happens â¦
The Fig tears himself off my skin in a fury and launches through the air towards Wingnutâs face.
Part of me is ecstatic, but part of me misses my old friend already.
When I hear the satisfying smack of The Fig landing in the middle of Wingnutâs forehead, there seems to be just one thing to do. I point and say, âEwww, youâve got poo on your face.â
Wingnutâs fingers fly to his forehead and he runs his fingers over The Figâs bumpy surface. He turns to the mirror, mouth open in horror.
âItâs not poo!â he says, quietly crying. âItâs a birthmark!â
âAhoy, me hearties,â says a bored pirate voice over the speakers. âNo mates over the age of seven are allowed on the climbing equipment. Or Iâll make ya walk the plank. Arrr.â
A Very Large Man wearing purple-and-black striped pirate pants pulled