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looked
through iTunes. I looked at some of the songs played earlier while
me and Lorrie sat side by side.
    It was time to try and put
my focus on Cynthia. That was what Uncle Tommy had intended to do.
Force a run in with Cynthia Garcia to force me to go cold on Lorrie Lovitt.
It had half worked. Tommy had realized I didn't have the moxie to
go it alone. In end he did help me.
    BlackBerry vibrated in my pocket. It was
Cynthia.
    “ Hey, you.” I said.
    “ Tuck?”
    “ Yeah, it's me, what's up?”
    “ We can't see each other,” She was crying. “Ever
again.”
    “ Why not?” My voice cracked.
    “ I'm engaged. I hid my ring when I saw you in your Uncle's
driveway. This isn't my sisters place. I share this house with my
fiancee. He's away on business.” Cynthia could barely speak now.
Saliva and congestion took over.
    “ OK.” I hung up before she could continue.
    I needed sleep but could not. The Lorrie
Lovitt Mixtape Playlist was my next project. It took all of 12
minutes to complete. I was battling sleep at that point. There was
also a half bottle of bourbon in my belly. The bourbon fixed the
headache I had from crying.
    I fell asleep well aware that tomorrow was a
Saturday and the beginning of a weekend with Dick and Lorrie.
    The Lorrie Lovitt Mixtape Playlist
    #1) The Everly Brothers – Bye Bye Love
    #2) Death Cab For Cutie – Lack Of Color
    #3) The Cure – Friday I'm In Love
    #4) Hawthorne Heights – Speeding Up The
Octaves
    #5) Insane Clown Posse – Another Love
Song
    #6) The Airborne Toxic Event – Innocence
    #7) The All-American Rejects – My Paper
Heart
    #8) Fall Out Boy – 7 Minutes In
Heaven(Atavan Halen)
    #9) Say Anything – Every Man Has A Molly
    #10) Dashboard Confessional – Screaming
Infidelities
    #11) Say Anything – Total Revenge

CHAPTER 4
    Pumpkin Patch Epiphanies on
a Saturday
    (Brandy Hocks and a little
Ducky that knows too much)
    After the third time I heard Dick give
Lorrie Lovitt an orgasm, the trip to the kitchen for more liquor,
well that had me eyeballing our fine cutlery. It was then that 2
things became apparent. 1) I was drunk. 2) Cutting my own throat
was just the kind of hair brained scheme that would kill me.
    I was too young and pretty to die. Laughing
maniacally, drunk, the shiny stainless steel kitchen knife was
placed back into the drawer. I stumbled back to the couch laughing
uncontrollably.
    The door to Dick's room opened. Now Lorrie
Lovitt's pornographic noises spilled into the living room(my
bedroom). Dick stood over me, scratching his head.
    “ Man, are you OK?” He
asked.
    “ YEAH!” I continued to
laugh, wondered who was giving Lorrie orgasms while Dick checked up
on me. “HEY.”
    “ What?”
    “ Who's giving Lorrie those
orgasms as you stand here staring down at me?”
    “ WHAT?”
    “ I hear Lorrie cumming,
Dick, I'm no idiot, but I don't understand how that can be if you
are standing here, Bro Hym.”
    “ Bro Hym? Dude you are
fucking wasted. I took Lorrie home three hours ago. She even said
bye to you.” He said. My body started to feel a little sober(only a
little).
    “ Are you
serious?”
    “ Dude, I was standing next
to her. You looked right at her and waved. You had your headphones
on, but you made eye contact.”
    “ Shit.” I said, my head
spinning.
    “ I know, you must have-”
Dick tried to say but I jumped up and shoved him aside. I rushed to
the kitchen sink and puked up pure whiskey. Dick laughed until he
couldn't breathe. My face was hot, throat burned, I hacked up
bloody saliva. From Dick's room I could still hear Lorrie
moaning.
    “ What the fuck is that
noise?” I said through a congested throat.
    “ Fat Teens Love Threesomes
#17. ” Dick said.
    “ I should be able to
recognize porno sounds versus the real thing. I'm losing it. Need
sleep.”
    “ We both do, I just wanted
to rub one out before bed, I couldn't sleep.” He said.
    “ Yeh. I just needed a few
hundred drinks.”
    “ You alright?”
    “ Cynthia's