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WM:
But listen to this, I say to her: âLook, Alta, Iâm sorry to say this, but youâre overprotective with that kid. Heâs a boy and dads have to be firm with them and treat them as if they were men. I know itâs hard because youâre the mom, but that kid of yours, he needs his father more than you right now. Iâm sorry for saying this, Alta,â I say to her, âbut that kid of yours likes the soap operas way too much and you got to remember that heâs a boy.â
WMT:
And she got mad at you, right? Look, those people, theyâre hard workers and all that and itâs true they have it hard in their country, but if you ask me theyâve got inferiority complexes. You canât say anything to them. Thatâs why my husband canât stand them. He even wants to leave Santurce and he was born and raised here.
WM:
But listen to this. She says to me, the ingrate, âDonât worry, neighbor, that boy is just fine and heâs being brought up without any delusions. And whoever doesnât like it,â talking real loud so that the husband hears her, âitâs enough that he has a Dominican mother and has to put up with all the prejudice here.â And I said to her: âThatâs exactly why Iâm telling you, because later on itâs going to be worse for him.â
WMT:
Well said. âPrejudiceâ my ass.
WM:
No, and she said thanks but she knew what she was doing, that she had a degree in counseling.
WMT:
Probably from Santo Domingo.
WM:
Nena, she got it here. Donât you know theyâre getting all the scholarships? But weâre supposed to keep our mouths shut. I said to her: âSorry, honey, if I offended you, but that wasnât my intention.â Thatâs her problem.
WMT:
Some psychologist, she only got to come here because her husband met her at a pool tournament over there and fell in love and sent for her. My husband tells me that at work thereâs one who says she doesnât get involved with married men because she wants to become a citizen. My husband gets all worked up about this because itâs like he says: they come here and take over absolutely everything. Just go by Barrio Obrero, or Villa Palmeras, or RÃo Piedras. The farmers market is filled with Dominicans and you can count the people who are actually from here.
WM:
Iâm telling you, girl, it really gets me, but that boy is going to suffer a whole lot because people are prejudiced. There was one working at the school as a librarian. We gathered signatures and complained to the school board until they got rid of him. He was cool and the students loved him, but, honey, there are a lot of lawsuits now and, you know, itâs not good for the kids.
WMT:
No, itâs just like my husband says. Now the fags seduce men in broad daylight, right on the street. He tells me that in the menâs room in the Plaza Mall a guy was looking at him and looking right down at it and he punched him so the fag would respect, and then said to him: âNow go call the police âcause I donât give a goddamn fuck.â You know how he is.
WM:
Theyâre filthy! Those pigs. Lord, forgive me, since I have sons, but I tell my students that itâs not natural and even though some say no, I tell them they can get help for that. Yes, honey, in Caguas thereâs a church that sends them to Florida and they go to a camp there, and they come back nice and straight. The son of the lady who works for the Department of Public Works was sent to that camp and he already has a fiancée.
WMT:
Yeah, but you can still kinda tell.
WM:
And what do you say about my husbandâs brother? Heâs that way, thatâs why he lives in Philadelphia because people donât accept that here and when he comes we welcome him with the American and all, but he knows better and they stay in a hotel.
WMT:
My husband tells me about