leave it in his briefcase for a year.Gradually, under Mirandaâs prodding, he began to use it, first to call her from his car, and eventually the boys and his secretary. He looked good in a suit, and tended to wear one every day to work unless he wasnât seeing students. At forty-eight, his brown hair was full, the lines fanning out from his eyes and across his forehead were still barely detectable, and his weight was a steady 180. He was nice looking but asexual. Miranda never noticed him eyeing other women.
âHi, Hutch,â he said when he reached the kitchen.
âIâm not sure I accept that sobriquet.â
âGood, Iâd like to bury it.â
âRight, so tell me about your day in the upper echelon.â
They went back to the living room, and she mixed him a Manhattan at the bar.
âWe had the hearing on the plagiarism case. Remember, Roger Fantini, one of my best students?â
âAnd?â
âHalfway through the hearing he admitted to plagiarizing three pages of his thesis from an old thesis in the library. He was hoping for clemency.â
âDid he get any?â
âAfraid not. We expelled him. The vote was unanimous, and Iâve already dictated the letter.â
âYou know I never understand that about you academics, you believe plagiarism is the ultimate sin. But thatâs it. Everything else is relative.â
âHow can a university tolerate plagiarism?â
âHow can a university tolerate being wrong? I mean if a scholar spends years working on a theory, and publishes his work, and then other scholars debunk him, then why isnât that scholar expelled?â
âWeâre all wrong at points in our careers. And we all get criticized for it by our peers. We have academic freedom to be wrong.â
âBut there are degrees of being wrong. Mack Taylorâs entire thesis about exchange theory in the First Bank of the United States was discredited.â
âTotally. He basically had to issue a mea culpa last year.â
âAnd why should he be forgiven for that? He did sloppy work, and some young kid without tenure came along and discredited five years of his work. Why wasnât Mack expelled?â
âBecause if we did that, everyone would be chilled, afraid to publish anything novel.â
âThereâs wrong, and thereâs wrong. Mack was discredited for using poor methodology, relying on graduate students to do his regressions. I told you that three years ago when I read his first article.â
âAnd you were right. It took me too long to realize it, but I do. And I think less of Mack. Heâs never going to be Chairman of the department.â
âBut heâs still got tenure, and all the sabbaticals to Europe and his speaking gigs, right?â
âHe sure does.â
âAnd heâs still in our social circle. I replenished his tumbler of scotch five times at our last party.â
âWhat would you do with him?â
âIf someone should be expelled from the academy, let it be him, not the plagiarist. The plagiarist is young. Heâs actually brilliant and wonât do it again. All you need to do is put an asterisk on his diploma and at the bottom say this student committed plagiarism on his thesis. Then anyone dealing with him in the future will know, and watch him like a hawk.â
âLike being a registered sex offender?â
âBasically, but donât cut off his genitals.â
Archer sipped his Manhattan and thought. Miranda had a glass of Bordeaux and put the bottle back into the five-bottle cooler built into the wall behind the bar.
She saw Cody come down the stairs and motioned for him to join them. He sat on the couch across from them.
âDo I get a Manhattan?â
âNo, I wanted you to know I read your essay on Proust, and Iâm really impressed. Itâs so much better than the last go-around. I emailed it to