not much.
âDo me a favour,â said Marty, âand donât point that weapon at me. Suppose it was loaded?â
âYouâd have to be a right cretin, wouldnât you?â Nigel turned the gun over and looked at it. âThereâs German writing on the side. Carl Walther, Modell PPK Cal 9 mm kurz. Then it says Made in W. Germany. â The temptation to hold forth was too much for him. âYou can buy these things in cycle shops, Iâve seen them. Theyâre called non-firing replica guns and they use them in movies. Cost a bomb too. Whereâd you get the bread for a shooter like this?â
Marty wasnât going to tell him about the insurance policy his mother had taken out for him years ago and which had matured. He said only, âGive it here,â took the gun back and looked at the pair of black stockings Nigel was holding out for his inspection.
These Nigel had found in a pile of dirty washing on the floor of the commune bathroom. They were the property of a girl called Sarah who sometimes wore them for sexy effect. âTiming,â said Nigel, âis of the essence. We get to the bank just before one. We leave the van in the lane at the back. When the polone comes to lock up, Groombridgeâll be due to split. We put the stockings over our faces and rush the polone and lock the doors after us.â
âCall her a girl, canât you? Youâre not a poove.â
Nigel went red. The shot had gone home. He wasnât homosexual â he wasnât yet sure if he was sexual at all and he was unhappy about it â but the real point was that Marty had caught him out using a bit of slang which he hadnât known was queersâ cant. He said sullenly, âWe get her to open the safe and then we tie her up so she canât call the fuzz.â A thought struck him. âDid you get the gloves?â
Marty had forgotten and Nigel let him have it for that, glad to be once more in the ascendant. âChrist,â he said, âand that finger of yours is more of a giveaway than any goddamned prints.â
Neither affronted nor hurt, Marty glanced at his right hand and admitted with a shrug that Nigel was right. The forefinger wasnât exactly repulsive to look at or grotesque but it wasnât a pretty sight either. And it was uniquely Martyâs. He had sliced the top off it on an electric mower at the garden centre â a fraction nearer and heâd have lost half his hand, as the manager had never tired of pointing out. The finger was now about a quarter of an inch shorter than the one on the other hand and the nail, when it grew again, was warped and puckered to the shape of a walnut kernel.
âGet two pairs of gloves Monday morning when you get the van,â snapped Nigel, âand when youâve got them go and have your hair and your beard cut off.â
Marty made a fuss about that, but the fuss was really to cover his fear. The idea of making changes in his appearance brought home to him the reality of what they were about to do. He was considerably afraid and beginning to get cold feet. It didnât occur to him that Nigel might be just as afraid, and they blustered and brazened it out to each other that evening and the next day. Both were secretly aware that they had insufficiently âcasedâ the Childon sub-branch of the Anglian-Victoria, that their only experience of robbery came from books and films, and that they knew very little about the bankâs security system. But nothing would have made either of them admit it. The trouble was, they didnât like each other. Marty had befriended Nigel because he was flattered that a doctorâs son who had been to college wanted to know him, and Nigel had linked up with Marty because he needed someone even weaker than himself to bully and impress. But among these thieves there was no honour. Each might have said of the other, Heâs my best friend and I hate