kids wanna hit the usual tourist hotspots? Times Square, Statue ofâ?â
âBeen there, done that,â Lexi snapped. âThis isnât our first time here. Besides, weâre not allowed.â
âWell, donât bite my head off. Just being the friendly native.â Kim Ling did a strange neck-cracking maneuver that looked and sounded like it hurt. âSo, anyway, how insipidly boring was that orientation? A total boondoggle, right?â
âIs that another one of your crazy made-up words?â Lexi had to ask.
âNo, itâs legit. It means an unnecessary, wasteful activity. Uh, no offense, but you guys might want to start carrying around a pocket dictionary if youâre going to be hanging with me.â
Lexi added smug and pseudo-intellectual to her mental list of reasons for disliking Kim Ling, although she wasnât sure what pseudo-intellectual meant exactly.
âWe can do Macyâs,â Kim Ling suggested.
âHello? Missing wallet, remember?â Lexi collapsed onto the smoldering top step of the Y and pulled Kevin down with her. âWe only have emergency money, so we plan on spending the day withoutâspending. But donât let us stop you.â
Kim Ling didnât bolt like Lexi thought she would, but plopped down next to her, scratching her head like it was infested with fleas. âWell, Grand Centralâs right over there. A hop, skip, and jump. We could check out their lost and foundâyou know, see if your walletâs turned up there.â
From the look Lexi gave her, you would have thought she had suggested they jump off the top of the Empire State Building. âAah-uh-oh,â she replied to the tune of âI donât know.â She knew it was unlikely she would run into the jewel thieves again at Grand Central, but even that slim possibility made her knees sweat. âI promised my aunt we wouldnât wander.â
Two colorful horse-drawn carriages came clopping around the corner and Kevin practically elbowed Lexiâs eye out grabbing for his camera. âPhoto op! So cool,â he gushed.
Snap
. âAre those buggy rides expensive, Kim?â
Snap. Snap
.
âTheyâre called hansom cabs, and this is New Yorkâeverythingâs expensive.â
Lexi perked up at the sight of the decked-out horses, too, and the cute drivers in top hatsâuntil the second carriage almost got rammed by a double-decker tour bus. The dapple-gray shook his head with a frustrated whinny, adding to the clamor of horns, sirens, and deafening street drills. âOmigod, did you see that? Poor horse.â She let out a groan. âI am so over this place already. All that crime in the news; then my wallet gets lost or stolen, or whatever. Iâm sick of breathing in exhaust fumes. And urine. I miss the smell ofâI donât know, fresh-cut grass andââ
âStop dissing my city!â Kim Ling scolded. âIf all youâre gonna do is kvetch and complain, then keep the lips zipped.â
Lexi didnât lash back since she knew Kim was right.
If you havenât got anything good to say â¦
So with chin propped on hands, she watched the hansom cabs disappear into a blinding splotch of sunlight and yellow taxicabs. The other two followed suit. They sat silent and motionless in a grumpy clump, staring at the endless parade of passersby and picking up snippets of their cell-phone conversations.
âHe had the nerve to go over my head, straight to the manager of East Coast Operations. What aââ
ââjerk chicken. And these amazing buffalo wings that are super spicy andââ
ââhot under the collar. So, I tell him, I go, âDave, give the new guy a shot. I mean, one less commission ainât gonna kill ya.ââ
Shot? Kill?
Lexi found herself gritting her teeth. She had had more than her fill of eavesdropping, thank you very much! Her heartbeat was giving