that you know nothing of Henry.â
âHenry who?â
âHenry III, King of England!â
âNo, no, no,â she said, shaking her head. âHenry isnât king. Thereâs little prince Harry, but heâs just the spare heir. Elizabeth is queen.â
âElizabeth? Who is Elizabeth?â
He was starting to sound as exasperated as she felt.
âAll right,â she said, taking a deep breath. âLetâs start from the beginning. And can we go sit by the fire? Iâm cold.â
âGladly,â Miles said. He shoved his feet into boots, then clomped over to the pile of logs in the middle of the room and built up the fire.
Abby tiptoed gingerly into the kitchen and put on her Keds. They werenât as dry as they could have been, but it beat the heck out of wearing more of Milesâs floor on the bottoms of her tights than she was already. She squished her way over to the fire to face her scowling host.
Miles folded his arms across his chest. âLet us see if we cannot untangle this snarl inside your head.â
âMy head?â she said. âIâm not the one whoâs confused.â
âAye, but you are!â
âI am not! France does not have a king, and neither does England. England has a queen and her name is Elizabeth!â
âIt has a king and his name is Henry!â
Abby smirked. âIâd say letâs turn on the TV and see what the local newscaster says, but Iâll bet you donât have a TV either, do you?â
âNay, I do not,â he said, stiffly. âNor would I have one.â
âHa,â she said. âYou donât even know what a TV is.â
He scowled fiercely. âAye, I do.â
âDo not.â
âHow would you know what I do and do not know?â
âYou donât have any electricity, bucko. Itâs a dead giveaway.â
He growled at her. âYou are a most infuriating woman.â
âReally?â she said, surprised. She smiled suddenly. âHow nice. Iâve always wanted to be infuriating. It looks like the Garrett blood is really coming out. My grandmother would be so proud.â
âI think Iâd like to wring it all from you, for âtis mostâha ... ha ... hachoo! â
Abby barely stepped aside in time to avoid the product of his violent sneeze. She grabbed his arm.
âHush,â she whispered, frantically. âSir Sweetums has to be nearby.â
Miles panted through his mouth. âSir Sweetubs? What kind of a nabe is that for a bloody cat?â
âItâs a term of endearment. Like this: sweetie pie, honey bunch, snookums.â She tickled him under the chin for effect. âSee?â
Miles scowled. âI see nothâha . . . haââ
Abby put her finger under his nose to plug it. âDonât even think about it, toots. Weâve got a kitty to find. Donât make any sudden moves.â
She kept her finger under his nose as they turned slowly in a circle.
âSee anything?â she whispered.
âNay.â
âKeep looking.â
They turned another circle and Miles froze suddenly. âThere,â he said, softly.
Sir Sweetums was sitting next to the hall door.
âPerhaps he will cobe if you call to hib,â Miles said, breathing through his mouth. He was obviously fighting his sneeze.
âHere, kitty, kitty,â Abby said. She beckoned. âCome here, Sir Sweetums. Miles wonât hurt you. He likes cats.â
Miles muffled a sneeze in his sleeve.
âAll right, his nose doesnât, but the rest of him does.â
Abby took a step forward. Sir Sweetums got to his feet, gave her a meow she couldnât quite interpret, turned on his heel and, with his tail held high, walked through the door.
Through the closed door.
Miles staggered. He threw his arms around her and clutched her.
âMerciful St. Michael,â he breathed. âI did not see what I
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