Iâd already disparaged my table companion, a man I soon learned was a former Crusader and a powerful French count.â
âAnd what did he do to you? Threaten a lawsuit?â Trouble with the law, Abby noted. That could definitely be a mark in the negative column.
Miles smiled. âThe law had nothing to do with it, my lady. He sent for his bishop, threw together an impromptu inquisitionâof souls without any authority, I might addâand convicted me of both heresy and witchcraft.â
âWitchcraft?â Abby eased herself back on the bed. There was no doubt about that being a red flag.
He snorted. âAye, if you can stomach that. The countâs witnessesâpaid for handsomely, of courseâclaimed they had seen me conversing with my familiar.â
âAnd that would be?â
âA fluffy black cat.â
Abby laughed. âOh, right. That would have been a pretty one-sided conversation, what with you sneezing your head off.â
Miles smiled. âI laughed as well, at first. I sobered abruptly when I saw the wood piled high around the stake and one of the countâs men standing there with a lit torch.â
âGood grief,â she said, âthey really werenât going to do it, were they? What kind of backwater town were you in, anyway? Hadnât they ever heard of Amnesty International? Human rights activists would have been all over this.â
âI daresay the countâs men had heard of many things, yet they fully intended to do the manâs bidding. They secured me to the post, but not without a goodly struggle on my part.â
Abby was speechless. What was the world coming to? She made a mental note to avoid rural France as a travel destination.
âThe count had taken the torch himself and was giving me a last fanatical spewing forth of religious prattle when a miracle occurred.â
Abby found she was clutching the edge of the bed with both hands. âWhat?â she breathed. âA downpour?â
Miles laughed. ââTwould have been fitting, to be sure. Nay, âtwas my grandsire, whom I had been traveling to meet. His men overcame the countâs, he set me free and I fled like a kicked whelp, not even bothering to offer him a kiss of peace. Needless to say, my journeying in France was thereafter very short-lived.â
âDid you tell the police about that guy? What a nutcase!â
âPolice?â he echoed, stumbling over the word. âWhat is that?â
Abby frowned. âYou know, the authorities.â
âAh,â Miles said, nodding, âyou mean Louis. Nay, I did not think it wise to chance a visit to court. My grandsire sent word a fortnight after I arrived home telling me that heâd seen the matter settled.â Miles said pleasantly. âThe sly old fox has something of a reputation. I daresay he applied the sword liberally, as well as informing the king of what went on.â
âSword?â Well, Miles seemed to have one handy. Maybe his entire family had a thing about metal. âAnd what do you mean he informed the king?â she asked. âWhat king?â
âLouis. Louis IX, King of France.â
âBut France doesnât have a king,â she pointed out.
âAye, it does.â
âNo, it doesnât. It has a president.â
âNay, it has a king. Louis IX. A good king, as far as they go.â
Abby scrambled to her feet, careful to keep them on blanket-covered floor. As an afterthought, she made a grab for her tights to keep them from falling to her knees.
âFrance does not have a king,â she insisted.
Miles jumped to his feet just as quickly.
âHow can you not know of King Louis?â he asked.
âWhat is he, some fringe guy trying to overthrow the government?â
âHeâs the bloody king of that whole realm!â Miles exclaimed. He looked at her as if sheâd lost her mind. âNext you will tell me