often told Lola. âSheâd be running the plant if she were a man.â
After Lolaâs mother was denied several promotions because she was âtoo outspoken,â Lolaâs dad urged his wife to file a complaint with the union. Diane Zola wouldnât hear of it. She wanted to fight her own battles, even if that meant losing. Go figure.
âDonât forget to keep track of your costs,â Lolaâs mom reminded her. âExtra lemons, cups, sugar, sunblock, Melanie, flyers, andâ¦â She hesitated as they pushed the cart up the produce aisle, past the peppers. âAnd chili peppers.â
âMom, youâve got to be kidding,â said Lola. âIâm not putting chili peppers in lemonade.â
âNo, of course youâre not.â Diane Zola examined the chili peppers.
Meanwhile, Lolaâs sixth sense or female intuition registered yucky auras lingering at the other end of the produce aisle. Lola wiggled her nose, sniffing cologne, the kind Mr. Wembly wore. Her eyes spotted the back of Buckâs baseball cap.
Not in the mood for phony pleasantries, Lola turned her cart in the opposite direction. She ducked behind the artichokes, peering over at Buck and his father, noticing several bottles of mouthwash in their grocery cart. They must guzzle the stuff.
A booming voice interrupted her spy mission. âLola Zola, are those your ferns hiding behind the chokes?â
It was Ruby Rhubarb, the town matriarch, an astute businesswoman who had recently sold her chain of womenâs accessory stores for a major undisclosed sum. With 10 percent of her profits, Ruby hit the poker table in Las Vegas to see if she could double her money. Her quick calculations, womenâs intuition, and her beloved husband Harryâs lucky penny netted her a million dollars at the casino.
Ever since her fabulous winning day, Mrs. Rhubarb had donated generously to worthy African-American charities and underserved students around the United States. She also advised the mayor on city budget matters, and restocked the Mirage Library with the latest books. In Mirage Ruby wasrevered as a hometown hero who didnât do anything halfway. She dressed the part too, from head to toeâin designer clothes just right for her (secret) age.
On this day her theme was pink. She wore a linen fuchsia dress with pastel polka dots and shoes to match. Not a hair was out of place.
âOh, hi, Mrs. Rhubarb.â Lola barely popped her head above the assembled artichokes.
âYoung lady,â said Mrs. Rhubarb, âyou donât have to play possum with me. What are you doing down there in artichoke land?â
Lola was waiting for Mr. Wembly to escort his son down a different aisle. She prayed to the Pepper-and-Artichoke-Combo God that Buck and his father wouldnât see her or her mother in the market. Who could imagine a more embarrassing conversation than âI look forward to having you as my employee, Mrs. Zolaâ and âI look forward to working for you, Mr. Wembly.â
Barf.
Not wanting to be rude, Lola made small talk with Mrs. Rhubarb. âHowâs Mr. Rhubarb?â she asked mindlessly.
âStill dead,â said Mrs. Rhubarb, matter-of-factly. âHe suffered a heart attack at the ninth hole on the golf course, remember?â
âThatâs good,â said Lola, preoccupied with Buck, whose eyes had just met hers.
âGood?â Mrs. Rhubarb drew back. âGirl Scouts who sing to lonely ladies in nursing homes are good. A student who can write an A paper is good. A doctor who sees you right away is good. Good is not a dead husband.â
âWhat else is new, Mrs. Rhubarb?â Lola stared back at Buck.
âThe next conversation Iâm about to have,â said the lady in pink, âand it isnât going to be with the likes of you.â Insulted, Mrs. Rhubarb clickety-clacked down the aisle in her pink pumps.
When Lola saw Buck
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