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present. Courtesy of his Gamorrean pals…”
     
    (Giggling)
     
    JM – “You are
terrible! That is just nasty! Remind me not to get on your bad
side, Mr. Ozzel.”
     
    GO – “I told
you, call me Gene.”
     
    JM – “Well,
thanks for coming in Gene, it was very nice to meet you. Glad we
can get you out from under the Empire’s… thumb.”
     
    (Shared
laughter)
     
    (Primary
recording device deactivated. Interview terminated.)
     
    *** STAR WARS
and its characters and terminology are TM & © Lucasfilm
Ltd.
    This work of
fiction is intended purely as satire.***
     
     

About the
author:

    Axel Howerton
is usually described, in order of import, as: Badass Dad. Attendant
Hubby. Author. Film/Music/Book reviewer. Coffee Addict. Ovalteen.
Time Lord. Bookhouse Boy. Dudeist. Sox National. Ink Monkey.
     
    Best known for
his work as an entertainment journalist, Axel is the former
long-time Managing Editor of www.eyecrave.net , where he is
still a contributor and general pain-in-the-ass. Axel also recently
acted as Associate Editor for the first four issues of the horror
fiction quarterly Dark Moon Digest , and is the co-founder of
the annual online horror-author "fest" Coffin Hop. His story
Hum is featured in the anthology A Career Guide To Your Job In
Hell , alongside the likes of Scott Phillips, Robert Vardeman
and Victor Milan. Axel is currently working on several projects for
various anthologies and magazines, as well as putting the finishing
touches on his novel, Hot Sinatra , which will be released in
2012. He is Editor-in-Chief of the upcoming Coffin Hop 2012 anthology, and has a dark fantasy/sci-fi project in the works with
Red Tash, author of This Brilliant Darkness .
     
    Axel spends
most of his time in Calgary, Alberta, braving the frigid tundra,
and rampaging sasquatch tribes, of Canada – usually two steps
behind his two brilliant young sons and a wife that is way out of
his league.
     
     
     
    Connect with
Axel online:
     
    Twitter: @AxelHow
    Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/axel_howerton
    Smashwords: www.smashwords.com/profile/view/AxelHowerton
    Amazon: www.amazon.com/Axel-Howerton
    Facebook: www.facebook.com/Thee.Axel.Howerton
    Or visit him at www.axelhowerton.com
     

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Smashwords
Edition:

    April, 2012
     
    An Iniquitous
Tomes Book
     
    Copyright ©
2012 Axel Howerton
    Cover art by
Eye Crave Productions © 2011
     
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author on the web at www.axelhowerton.com
     
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    Thank you for
respecting the hard work of this author.
     
     
    Living Dead at
Zigfreidt & Roy
    (Originally published in a different form as “Blood on the
Strip” in Dark Moon Digest
#3 , 2011)
    © 2011 Axel
Howerton
     
    His Dark
Flag
    (Originally published on Every
Writers Resource: Short Stories , December
2011)
    © 2011 Axel
Howerton
     
    Henry Rollins
and the Better Butter Bacon Burger
    © 2011 Axel
Howerton
     
    Rosie's
Chicken & Biscuits
    (Originally published on Fires on
the Plain , April 2012)
    © 2012 Axel
Howerton
     
    Dark Side of
the Flush
    © 2009 Axel
Howerton