should have known. Prom proposals are easily the best
and
worst part of a girlâs senior year.
I donât know when the prom proposals started. What happened to guys and girls just
asking each other
to dances? In the past few years, though, no one is satisfied with asimple phone call. Now, all the guys are expected to make a grand gesture. Hence the suit of armor and balloons.
Although, as I watch Layla nod at her boyfriend before throwing her arms awkwardly around him, I feel an unwelcome twinge of envy. When I think about that kind of chutzpah, the guts it takes for a guy to announce his intentions in the middle of the school day . . . well, itâs pretty admirable. Even a cynic like me can admit that.
Sam struggles to remove his helmet, and I turn away when Layla launches herself at his face. I donât know what it is about kissingâwhether itâs my mom and one of her many dud-dudes or two classmates or even strangers, there is little that makes me feel more wistful than a true, honest, no-holds-barred kiss. I canât think of anything Iâd rather have or anything that feels more impossible to get.
All right, Lily. Buck up. Get past the balloons and the bluster and youâve got a jackass wearing the contents of a recycling bin.
As I walk into journalism, I see Tricia Michaels, the editor in chief, leaning over a mock-up of next weekâs paper. She glances up at me, then rolls her eyes.
âYou see that out there?â she sort of sneers, jerking her head at the doorway. I nod.
âYeah.â
âWhatever. I mean, I had Donavan take pictures of it and stuff. But I mean, talk about lame prom proposals. My boyfriend better think of something
way
more creative.â
I donât say anything as I walk to my desk. Tricia is not exactly my favorite personâsheâs super-judgmental and says nasty things about the rest of the newspaper staff when they arenât aroundâbut sheâs on SGA with me and heads up the National Honors Society. So sheâs not someone I want to piss off before graduationânot if I want to graduate with one of those NHS cords draped over my gown. And letâs face it, of course I want that.
I start rummaging through the stacks of paper on my desk. This spring, Iâm in charge of the Senior Sectionsâitâs a tradition that the seniors get a special feature in each edition until graduation. Weâve done Superlatives and Sports Spotlights already. Now Iâm working on the Senior Wills, and that means Iâve got about three hundred submissions to sort through. Not every senior participates in every sectionâbut Senior Wills? No one misses out on that one. We do a double issue just to fit everyone in, and each application has a word limit.
âI bequeath my soccer ball to the girls on JV, my jersey to Coach Bruin, and my cleats to my girl, Josie. You girls are gonna rock next season,â says Missy Gunner, the girlsâ soccer captain and all-around jock.
âTo my boyfriend, Hanson, I leave all our letters, the rose petals Iâve saved, the pictures from the photo booth, and a thousand kisses. I will always love you, boo-bear!â says Heidi Ponce, whoâs been dating her boyfriend, Hanson, for, oh, maybe a month. I have a feeling Senior Willsare kind of like tattoosâeasy ways to doom relationships. But who am I to judge? I havenât even written one yet. Not that I even know what Iâd say . . .
I bequeath my undying love and affection to Joe Lombardi, who knocks me off my feet in the stairwell and in life. Letâs âmotorâ our way to the future. Vroom-vroom, baby.
Ugh. Yeah, I might skip out on this altogether.
âHey Lily?â Gina Holt walks toward me holding a folder and wearing a determined expression. âI need you to take over this story for me.â
I want to sigh in relief.
Anything
to take me away from the Senior Will purgatory Iâm