room, out onto the concourse, and around to the Porcupinesâ side of the ballpark. I found the gum removal kit first, then ran into the locker room and grabbed my binder.
Wally caught me.
âWhat are you doing here during the game?â
I was breathing too hard to talk. I made like I was chewing gum, pretended to spit it out and stick it on my own cap, then showed him the spray bottle and scraper.
âFine, fine. Get back there.â
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I went to work cleaning Grankowskiâs cap.
I remembered my interview with Wally.
Sometimes being a batboy is fun, heâd told me, and sometimes it isnât. He could have added, sometimes itâs sticky and gross.
âYou shouldnât have to do that,â said Brian Somerset.
âItâs no big deal,â I said. âHey, can you sign a card for me?â I pointed at the binder. âItâs on the fourth page.â
âNo problem.â He found the card and slipped it out, signed it, and put it back. âNice collection,â he said.
âI have a lot more at home,â I bragged.
I finished de-gumming the cap and gave it back to Grankowski.
âYouâre a hero,â he said.
The half-inning ended, and the Humdingers went back out to the field. I got my binder to see what Brian Somerset had written on the card.
âFor a super batboy from a former batboy!â it said. It was now one of my favorite cards of all time. I decided to move it up front, but I wondered which card to move to make room. I looked carefully at the first page in my binder.
Bill Bucknerâs card was there. It was one of the cards Uncle Rick had given me. I could see on the card that Bucknerâs fielding stats were fine. It wasnât fair that he was known for one lousy play. Right next to Bucknerâs card was a card for Rafael Furcal. The back of Furcalâs card said he once turned a triple play all by himself. Thatâs why Iput his card in my binder. Thereâs nothing as rare in baseball as an unassisted triple play. Itâs only happened fifteen times in the major leagues so far.
The funny thing was, Furcal had a lot of errors in his stats. He was a good fielder, but he also made a lot of mistakes. He was the opposite of Bill Buckner. Furcal would always be known for one great defensive play.
Victor Snapp made an announcement: âKids who want to run the bases after the game, sign up with our new junior mascot, Spike, on the concourse in section E!â
The announcement sent hordes of young kids running to the stairs. It sounded like a herd of very small buffalo stampeding overhead.
âBe right back,â I said to the Humdingers in the dugout. I slipped Furcalâs baseball card into my front pocket and set off to find Spike the Porcupine.
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Little kids crowded around Spike. The junior mascot had a clipboard and wrote down names, but there were so many kids shouting at him that he couldnât keep up. He held up a single finger to mean âone at a time.â A kid grabbed his hand and tried to bite it.
I waded through the crowd. âExcuse me. Excuse me,â I said. âOfficial Porcupines business.â I pointed at my uniform to show them I was with the team.
âYouâve got food on your shirt!â one kid reminded me.
âI know. Excuse me.â
âPsst,â
I said to the junior mascot. â
Psst
, Abby.â
She couldnât hear me whisper over the mob.
âHey, Abby!â I shouted.
That got the little porcupineâs attention.
âChad? I canât talk when Iâm in costume,â Abby said. âWait a minuteâhow did you know it was me?â
âLucky guess . . . and I remembered what you said about your job on the last day of school. Can you please do me a favor? Go to the Pinesâ dugout and give this to Mike Stammer.â I gave Abby the Rafael Furcal baseball card.
âMike