Inbox Full of Crazy
sympathetic towards some of these
guys while reading their not altogether horrifying messages, remember every
single one of them looks like an angry homeless panhandler and they're all
writing to a woman younger than their granddaughters. I am not exaggerating. Go
google a photo of Rasputin. Are you looking at it? Stare into those cold, dead,
eyes. Now read these messages again. Have fun sleeping tonight.
    ~*~
    I like your ad, and the way you composed it. You probably won't be interested
in me because I'm only looking for a sexual relationship. I'm 50’s, good
looking, and like I said just looking for sex. Hate to be so blunt, but it's
best for both of us.
    ~*~
    ha ha, nobody that reponds to a personal can spell ! You're going to be a hard
sell. I'm probably older than responses you're
entertaining, however, I'm a 59 year old, I'm almost in good shape and
reasonably articulate.

I'd like to think I'm a good date, I wouldn't really
know since I don't date and have been single last 3 years. I have 2 teenage
daughters with me 1/2 the time, and am recently unemployed though still
comfortable. I enjoy good food, japanese, indian, american et al.

Hobbies and interests for the most part can wait, for
if the preceding didn't nix the whole idea, I'll share with you later :) I do
like biking, travelling, movies.

So what do you like ? I'm sure you've had plenty of
responses, but if you're looking fo something a little different, write back.
    ~*~
    I am having trouble getting my picture go through.I am a very adventurous
person who would loves to travel.I am a very affectionate person who likes to
treat that special someone like a Queen. I have 2 dogs and like taking them to
the park.I am a pretty funny guy who likes to make people laugh. If you would
like I could send a picture to a private email. I am pretty computer illiterate
which is normal for the 60’s and just can't seem to figure it out.I like going
out to eat with a special person.I would love to find find someone who is fun
and dependable.I want to find someone to put before myself in bed and out.I
would love to hear back from you, you do sound like a lot of fun.
    ~*~
    Asking for literacy and writing skills could be setting the bar a bit high in
this market. But I'll ty my best. Like you, I love finding hole-in-the-wall places to
eat, if they turn out to be little gems. Of course, you don't know until you
try them. Life is an adventure.

I'm 59 (though most people think I'm about ten years
younger), an attorney, and passionately interested in the arts, especially
visual arts. As for hobbies, I enjoy cooking and having friends over for
parties. Tonight I had several artist friends over for Mexican food. The menu
included green chile and chicken soup, and burritos with red or green chile
sauce.

I am very involved with photography, and several of
the people here tonight were photographers. I'll tell you more about this if
you decide you would like to continue the conversation

I hope this interests you, and that you would like to
talk further, and meet.
    ~*~
    I want to see you in black stockings and stiletto heels!!! I'm not sure what to
say other than I liked your profile and the way you express yourself ! If I'm
not to old or to married lets talk !
    ~*~
    Hithere! I kind of expect that you'll not read this, since the filtering agent
says I'm unacceptable, so I'll keep this short. You appear to be a singularly wonderful human being,
and I would love to take over the world with you. Or talk to you. Or hang out
somewhere, sometime. I look like santa and I’m just as generous.
    ~*~
    According to cyber launched connectivity factors I am in strick violation of
wasting your time...but we could maybe do that tomorrow...You may find me
dull...unless you love Santa bcause I rock that look I might find you exciting many ofthe same interest
seem to apeal to us
perfect combo..?I guess read my profile, since they
rejected it on the side of milk cartons...
finish all those

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