âAnd then you swallow it as best as you can, just like I did, and thatâs that.â She hands me her joint. âNow you try.â
As a last resort, read the instructionsâor get someone who knows what theyâre doing to show you how. By my second attempt, I swear Iâm stoned. As if on cue, it starts to snow: large, lazy flakes fluttering, falling, softly landing. The girl, swinging in her seat, wordlessly hands me back the joint and I puff and pass it back to her. I watch the snowflakesâfalling harder now and blowing sideways in the escalating windâilluminated underneath the street light.
âA Petri dish of hysteria,â I say.
The girl looks at me, but I point until she sees what Iâm staring at, joins me in looking at the frantic activity beneath the light.
A long moment later, âYouâre right,â she says.
I nod, benignly accepting the compliment. Poetry isnât big words saying not all that much, isnât flowery fakery stitched together to remind the reader to LOOK AT ME, IâM A POET. Isnât supposed to be, anyway. Poetry is a magnifying glass that makes the stuff that makes up the world come closer so that the reader can see it better and know it better and live it better. Even the bad stuff. Maybe even especially the bad stuff.
âDid you just make that up?â the girl says.
âMake what up?â Iâd forgotten I wasnât alone.
ââPetri dish of hysteria.ââ
âOh. No.â
âOh,â the girl says, obviously disappointed. She takes her hands off the chains of the swing and folds her arms across her chest.
âItâs from my first book.â
The girl stops swinging; unfolds her arms and turns to me. âYou wrote a book?â
âI wrote that book in ⦠1997. At least thatâs when it was published.â
âYouâve written more than one book?â
Even taking into consideration the brain-baked banter that ordinarily goes along with what weâre doing, this is a little too mush-headed much. âI write novels,â I say.
Not Iâm a novelist or Iâm a writer because youâre only a writer when youâre actually sitting in front of your computer writing. Only amateurs and over-prized professionals call themselves writers . Right now Iâm a forty-four year old man sitting on a swing set getting stoned with a teenage girl.
âIf youâre a writer ⦠why are you here?â she says.
Here means Chatham . âI was born here. I grew up here. This was my parentsâ house.â
âYouâre just visiting.â
Visiting. Well, thatâs the idea, anyway. âSort of. Itâs complicated.â
âI didnât think anything about Chatham was complicated.â
Thatâs all Chatham is, I want to say. Thatâs all anyoneâs hometown is. But thatâs what novels are for, scarcely saying in 80,000 words what everyone else thinks can be summed up in eight.
âYou donât seem likeââor look like or sound likeââyouâre from Chatham,â I say.
âMy father came here for his work last year.â Nose nearly in the air, âIâm from Toronto.â
âReally? Which part?â
âOakville.â
Which probably does impress her Chatham classmates who donât know enough to know that Oakville has about as much to do with Toronto as Bogota, New Jersey has to do with New York City. But let her have her hometown haughtiness. Growing up in a small town is bad enoughâbeing parachuted in at eighteen and knowing what youâre missing is probably worse. âWhat does your dad do?â
âI have no idea.â The girl appears almost proud of her ignorance.
âYou know your father came to Chatham for his work but you donât know what he does?â
âI didnât say that. Heâs a lawyer. I said I donât know what he does. Or