problems. âOf course I can help! As I understand it, the rotten council wonât let you take the allotment on because youâre too young. Is that it?â
Kirsty nodded her head slowly; that was mostly it.
âWell, dear, you need to start a campaign to force the council to change their mind, to bow to public pressure.â
âWe held a demonstration,â Kirsty said, âbut it didnât work. We thought about a petition?â
âA petition? How ridiculous. No, dear, this isnât the nineties. Petitions run by some miserable old hag in the shopping centre donât cut it. What you need is a media campaign. You need to get headlines. âCouncil Caught in Kidzâ Carrot Crisisâ, that sort of thing. We need to get some pictures of you looking all sad, with a trowel, some trees and whatnot in the background. You need to issue a press release, perhaps even start a website. Oh yes, youâll definitely need a website â givemeagarden.com, kidzforfreedom.org, something like that ââ
âMum,â Ben interrupted. âMum, isnât that going a bit far?â
Angela stared at him, as though he had spoken in Latin. âA bit far? Sweet pea, you can never go too far with a publicity campaign. Do you remember when I opened my first salon and I had that truck driving around town with that enormous wig on top of it? People were talking about it for weeks afterwards.â
âYes,â Ben sighed. âI know.â
âOr do you remember that time when I started doing glamorous nails and I had the local paper put fake fingernails in every copy to advertise it?â
Ben just nodded silently. The excitement that Kirsty had been feeling began to knot in her stomach. She remembered too well how upset Ben had been. Hundreds of people had called the paper to complain when loose fingernails dropped out of their morning paper and plopped into their cornflakes. Trails of broken nails followed paper boys down the streets. Newsagents had been finding fingernails on their floors for weeks afterwards. Ben had nearly died of shame.
âWhat we need is to think of a great stunt for you. Grab peopleâs attention. A gimmick. How about a gardening marathon? Do you think you could dig for twenty-four hours?â Angela said.
A digging marathon? There was no way she could dig for that long! It would kill her! Kirsty bit her lip, then said, âNo, I donât think my mum would let me.â
âHmm. Never mind, Iâm sure weâll think of something,â Angela said. âWe can start with the photos. Iâll call a photographer friend of mine. I can make you up to look a bit sad, you know â Oliver-Twist-meets-abandoned-puppy, that sort of thing. Wait here, Iâll just go and make a phone call.â
Angela got up from her chair and swept out of the room with all her jewellery jangling.
âWow,â Kirsty whispered.
âI know,â said Ben. âIâm sorry.â
âWhat did she say she was going to do to me? Oliver Twistâs puppy?â
âI have no idea. I should have just said no. I shouldnât have said anything to her in the first place. This is all my fault.â
Kirsty smiled at him. âYes. It probably is. But perhaps it will work? She seems to know what sheâs doing. I quite fancy the make-up bit anyway.â
âYou would. I donât know. Perhaps she does want to help. But she might just want to get her salon in the newspapers. I bet she gets the photographs done with the shop in the background. Iâm really sorry.â Benâs voice fell to a whisper.
âIt canât be that bad,â Kirsty grinned.
A rustle of silk and the clanking of metal told them that Angela was back. She swung into the room, grinning like a cat in a cream factory. âWell, dears, thatâs all sorted. Jermaine will meet us at the salon in twenty minutes. Chop-chop, we havenât got all