North Dakota (population 112). A sign informed him that he was looking out at the badlands of the Theodore Roosevelt National Park. Heâd always thought that badlands was just a name for the places where outlaws like Butch Cassidy and Sundance went to hide, but learned that it was a geological term for rocky terrain extensively eroded by wind and water. The sign also said he might seeâalthough he didnâtâbison, feral horses, elk, and prairie dogs. He wanted to see a prairie dog, having never seen one before.
An hour or so later he stopped again to get the kinks out of his back and to be treated to the sight of Salem Sue: the worldâs largest black-and white Holstein cow. It was made of fiberglass, stood thirty-eight feet high, and was fifty feet long. Not a sight he would have seen had he not traveled fifteen hundred miles from Washington, D.C.
He crossed the Missouri River and drove into Bismarck, almost five hours after leaving Thorpeâs place. The white, nineteen-story state capital building, the tallest structure in the city, dominated the view. He checked into another Holiday Inn Express and his room seemed identical to the one heâd had in Billings. Even the abstract art over the bed was the same.
He called the number Thorpe had given him for Sarah Johnson and she answered on the second ring. âHi. This is Joe DeMarco. Would you like to get together to talk?â
âYeah, you bet. Thereâs a Starbucksââ
âHow âbout picking a place that serves a decent martini. Itâs been a long day. I need alcohol, not caffeine.â
âOh, well, letâs see.â After a long pause she said, âWe could go to Minervas, I guess. Itâs near the Capitol. I donât drink much, but Iâve heard itâs okay.â
âIâll find it,â DeMarco said. âIâll see you in an hour.â DeMarco figured in a city the size of Bismarck he could get anywhere in an hour. âHow will I recognize you?â
With a name like Minervas, DeMarco had been expecting a traditional tavern: neon Budweiser signs in the windows, photos of the softball team Minveras sponsored behind the bar. Or even better, maybe Minerva was the name of a famous madam back when they were building the railroads across the Great Plains, and the bar would be located in a historical brothel with embossed red wallpaper and portraits of plump naked ladies on the walls. It turned out, however, that Minervas was in a low brick building with a green roof and was a family-friendly restaurant with a well-lit bar, tables set with white cloth napkins, large comfortable booths, and a wholesome girl-next-door-type bartender.
DeMarco ordered a martini, and about five minutes after his drink arrived, Sarah Johnson walked through the door dressed as sheâd told him she would be: blue jeans, a white turtleneck, and a woolly green vest. When he saw her eyes scanning the patrons looking for him, he raised a hand.
Sarah was six feet tall and according to her grandfather, twenty-two years old. She had alabaster-white skin, blue eyes, a flawless complexion, and butterscotch-blond hair reaching halfway to her shoulders. She wasnât beautiful, but she was striking because she was young and tall and had a nice figure and just glowed with good health.
She took a seat across from DeMarco and started off by saying, âGrandpaâs email said you work for John Mahoney and might be able to help me, but he didnât tell me exactly what you do.â
âYou want a drink?â DeMarco asked.
âUh, not really. Iâve got a lot to do tonight, and would just as soon get to the point.â
âOkay. Well, as for what I do, I donât actually work for Mahoney. I mean, Iâm not on his staff.â
âOh,â she said, looking disappointed.
âIâm a guy Mahoney calls from time to time when heâs got a problem or when one of his friends is having