said Charles.
âI suppose you know youâll fall in love with the Doctor,â said the Linnet. âThey all do.â
âItâs a very humiliating thought,â I said.
âOh, I donât know,â said the Linnet. âI think Knox is rather sweet.â
âHeâs very sweet. But having everything you say written down in a little book and typed out by the secretary afterwards is not my idea of a good love affair.â
âI see what you mean,â said the Linnet.
Always your affectionate Childhoodâs Friend,
H ENRIETTA
P.S. My headaches have gone.
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September 9, 1942
M Y D EAR R OBERT
Every time I see one of those Fuel Target notices in the paper a sort of film comes over my brain, but Charles likes problems, and he spent the whole of what would have been a free hour on Sunday afternoon working out how much coal, gas, coke and electric light we would have to do without this winter.
After a lot of muttering he laid down his pencil and said: âThatâs easy. If we shut up the dining room and put one of those stoves in the drawing room we ought to be all right.â
âGood.â
âOf course, you must never light the gas fire in your bedroom, or use the electric iron, or the vacuum cleaner, and Iâm afraid youâll have to shut up your studio and bring your work down to the drawing room, and Matins and Evensong must never have more than one burner alight at a time on the gas cooker; otherwise we can go on much as usual.â
âI see. I thought the Government said that if we saved one lump of coal a day it would be enough.â
âDid they say that?â said Charles. âThey canât have meant it.â
Charles now calls himself Herr Fuel Obermeister, and has developed the irritating habit of poking his head round the door of any room where I happen to be sitting and switching off the light, leaving me in darkness. He says that if we hit our Fuel Target he would like to be called Herr
Von
Fuel Obermeister.
I have become a sort of unofficial Fire-Watcher. I canât be a proper one because, if Charles is out, there is nobody to answer the telephone, but I have got a tin hat, and awhistle with which to communicate with the Fire-Watchers proper in the road below, and I walk about on the flat roof outside my bedroom.
I was out there a few nights ago, admiring the moon on the sea and thinking that the hum of aeroplanes is quite the most disagreeable sound in the world, when I heard feet crunching on the gravel below. âWhoâs there?â I said in a loud whisper, leaning over the parapet.
âItâs Lady B,â said a voice out of the shadows. âCan I come up?â
âWait a minute and Iâll come down and open the door.â
âCanât I come up the ladder?â
âWell, if you really want toâââ
âOf course I want to,â said Lady B, and a minute later she was stepping nimbly over the parapet and onto the roof. By the light of the moon I could see she was wearing a neat siren suit and a tin hat.
She was stepping nimbly over the parapet
âHow nice you look,â I said.
âNonsense, Henrietta!â said Lady B. âAn old woman of my age!â But I could hear she was pleased.
I got her another camp stool and we both sat down. âIf Winston can, then I can,â said Lady B.
âCan what?â
âWear a siren suit.â
We sat in silence for a time, listening to the hum of aeroplanes overhead. Then I said: âWe used to have such fun on this roof once upon a time.â
âAnd so you will again,â said Lady B.
âAll those boys and girls, so jolly, lying about in the sun enjoying themselves, and nowâââ I gulped, and Lady B put her hand on mine and gave it a little