manages things is a mystery. If heâs not drinking, it seems, heâs reading. I came by Sunday and he was standing out in the yard, two sheets in the wind. He wheeled around cross-legged, watching me go by. Donât think he knew what end of him was up. Still manages to get the work done, though, and his horses and stock are just strapping.â
âWhen it comes to farming thereâs none better,â The Boss said. âItâs a delight to watch him plow, drunk or sober. He ever mention fixing up the porch anyways decent yet?â
âHammered a shelf or two to the wall. Studs are still bare, though.â
âBeer crock behind the stove, I suppose?â
âOh yeah, you can count on that. And his books, thatâs what the shelves are for. Keeps his dishes in the oven.â
âCome up with any new rhymes lately?â
âProbably has, but wouldnât let on. Get him at a tyme half lit and you never know whatâs going to come out of him.â
âBetter than what youâd hear on the radio, too.â
âOh yeah, radio canât hold a candle to Dan. And never cracks a smile. Makes it all the funnier.â
âMust get down to see Dan; havenât seen him much lately. He donât make a lot of sense when heâs got a jag on, and heâs pretty much had one on since the fire.â
âI suppose you heard about the big wedding coming off,â Nanny said.
âYeah, Charlie is going to take the big leap. Agnes is taking up the collection and looking after the shower. Weâll tamarack her down. Itâs coming off in June just after planting.â
Nanny paused in her knitting and looked up. âWhatâs she like, John?â
âJoanie Tripp? Seems like a nice young lady. Quiet. Her father got that store on Cobbler Road.â
âMaybe sheâll be too quiet for Charlie,â Nanny said.
âWell, thereâs that. Heâs a corker, that fellow, especially when it comes to hockey and step-dancing; make a dog laugh, too.â
âHe was doing the barn work for us last winter when we were all down with the flu,â The Old Man said. âHe stuck his head in the door on his way home, the lugs of his cap up like wings, and them sharp eyes of his. âLet me know if you decide to kill that red steer by the pig pen,â he said. âHe just about drove his foot through my rear end. Iâd like to get first blow at him, help send him off.ââ
âShe might not be able to handle him, with his antics,â Nanny said.
John Cobly chuckled. âYou never know, though, about them women. They pretty well got a fellow figured out before they set their cap for him.â
âAnd when they set their cap for a fellow, you might as well say heâs done for,â The Old Man said, eyeing Nanny.
Nannyâs eyebrows shot up. Her needle clicks quickened. âI suppose men donât set their caps for women,â Nanny said.
âNot that I know of,â The Old Man said.
âI guess maybe not. Pretty hard to set your cap and chase somebody at the same time.â John Coblyâs eyes gleamed, his face easing into a gleeful smirk.
âMaybe if you hadnât set your cap, you wouldnât have been chased,â The Old Man said.
âI didnât have to set my cap to get chased.â
âThatâs because you were chasing me.â
âKeep talking like that, you old horse, and youâll get no lunch.â
âThe road of love is a rocky road,â John Cobly said giddily.
âNow, you know you couldnât get along without me,â The Old Man said.
âCanât get along without horses, either.â Nannyâs eyebrows had shot full height and the needles were clicking in high gear.
âShe loves me, John, canât you tell?â
âHavenât the shadow of a doubt.â
âSpeaking of lunch,â The Old Man said.
Nanny put down her
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