Do not talk to him, Kendall! Heâs a total jerk.â
âHello!â I say to him. âYouâre Mitch, right?â
âYeah.â He looks at me. âHow did you know that?â
âMy sister goes here,â I say. âAnd she has a crush on you.â I lower my eyes to the ground, like itâs some big secret I shouldnât be talking about.
âWhoâs your sister?â
âIâll tell you,â I say. âBut first I need some help.â
He looks back over his shoulder to the basketball practice in progress, but the thought of my older sister likinghim must be too much to resist, because he turns back to me. âWhat do you need help with?â
I feel almost bad that my sister is fake. âWell,â I say, âIâm supposed to give a message to this girl named Jen. From, uh, my sister. But I forgot Jenâs last name, and the only thing I know about her is that sheâs on the gymnastics team.â
At least Iâm hoping she is.
âYou mean Jen Higgins,â he says. âShe should be across the hall in the other gym. They practice at the same time we do.â
âThanks!â I say. Heâs nice. Daniellaâs totally wrong about him.
âHeâs only being nice to you because he thinks your fake sister likes him,â Daniella mumbles. âHeâs totally girl crazy.â
âHey,â Mitch calls after me when Iâm almost out of the gym. âWhoâs your sister?â
âUmm . . .â I rack my brains. âEllie Wilimena!â Ellieâs the closest thing I have to a sister, so itâs not exactly a lie, right?â
âEllie Wilimena,â Mitch says thoughtfully. âI think sheâs in my math class.â
âGod, what a jerk!â Daniella gets all up in Mitchâs face. âYou were a jerk when I was alive, and youâre still a jerk now. Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk!â Wow. Talk about being judgmental and over the top.
âLater!â I call to Mitch. Daniella follows me out of the gym, but sheâs still muttering under her breath.
âWhatâs so bad about him?â I ask. âHe seemed nice to me.â
âNice?â she says. âYou think he was nice? Heâs totally self-absorbed. He always wears tight shirts to show off his muscles.â
âMaybe heâs just proud of his body,â I say, shrugging.
âUgh,â she says, looking me up and down. âI weep for the future.â
âYou know what?â I say. âIâm getting kind of bored of this. I think Iâm going to go home now. I have a lot of math homework anyway, so . . .â
âNo, no, no. Iâm sorry.â She bites her lip. âI know Iâm being a brat. This is all just . . .â She looks around. âA little overwhelming.â
âWhatever,â I say. Iâm at the other gym now, and I peek in. There are about ten or twelve girls, all in their gymnastics uniforms, flipping around. Wow. They are really flexible. Now I just have to figure out which one Jen is.
âGood job, Jen!â an older woman with curly hair, who Iâm assuming is their coach, yells as a pretty girl with long blond hair goes tumbling down the mats.
âOh my God,â Daniella says. âItâs Jen.â She starts to say something else. But before she can, she disappears.
Whatever. I mean, Iâm kind of used to that. Ghosts disappearing when they get all overwhelmed. Itâs like their brains canât handle it or something, and so instead offainting like a normal person would do, they just kind of . . . fade away. Itâs actually better for her. That sheâs gone. And better for me, too, since now itâll be a lot quieter.
I have to hang around until practice gets out, which almost gives me a heart attack, because I need to get back to school so that I can take the late bus