hurled by a vampire assassin, had burned the boardinghouse to the ground along with most of my worldly possessions. Only a few had been left, hidden away. God knew where they were now.
I suppose I couldnât really count that as a loss, all things considered. Material possessions arenât much use to a dead man.
I lifted a hand to my nose, wincing and expecting to find it rebroken. No such thing had happened, though a glob of some kind of runny, transparent, gelatinous liquid smeared the back of my hand. âHellâs bells. Iâm bleeding ectoplasm?â
That drew a smile from the late marine. âGhosts generally do. Youâll have to forgive him, Dresden. He can be very slow to understand things at times.â
âI donât have time to wait for him to catch on,â I said. âI need his help.â
Sir Stuart grinned some more. âYou arenât going to get it by standing there repeating yourself like a broken record. Repeating yourself like a broken record. Repeating yourself like a brokenââ
âHa-ha,â I said without enthusiasm. âPeople who cared about me are going to get hurt if I canât act.â
Sir Stuart pursed his lips. âIt seems to me that if your demise was to leave someone vulnerable, something would have happened to them already. Itâs been six months, after all.â
I felt my jaw drop open. âW-what? Six months ?â
The ghost nodded. âToday is the ninth of May, to be precise.â
I stared at him, flabbergasted. Then I turned, put my back against Mortyâs impenetrable door, and used it to stay upright as I sank to the ground. âSix months ?â
âYes.â
âThatâs not . . .â I knew I was just gabbling my stream of thought, but I couldnât seem to stop myself from talking. âThatâs not right. It canât be right. I was dead for less than a freaking hour . What kind of Rip van Winkle bullshit is this ?â
Sir Stuart watched me, his expression serious and untroubled. âTime has little meaning to us now, Dresden, and itâs very easy to become unattached to it. I once lost five years listening to a Pink Floyd album.â
âThere is snow a foot and a half deep on the ground ,â I said, pointing in a random direction. âIn May ?â
His voice turned dry. âThe television station Mortimer watches theorizes that it is due to person-made, global climate change.â
I was going to say something insulting, maybe even offensive, but just then the rippling sound of metallic wind chimes tinkled through the air. They were joined seconds later by more and more of the same, until the noise was considerable.
âWhatâs that?â I asked.
Sir Stuart turned and walked back the way weâd come, and I hurried to follow. In the next room over, a dozen sets of wind chimes hung from the ceiling. All of them were astir, whispering and singing even though there was no air moving through the room.
Sir Stuartâs hand went to his ax, and I suddenly understood what I was looking at.
It was an alarm system.
âWhatâs happening?â I asked him.
âAnother assault,â he said. âWe have less than thirty seconds. Come with me.â
Chapter Five
âTo arms!â bellowed Sir Stuart. âTheyâre coming at us again, lads!â
The ringing of the alarm chimes doubled as figures immediately exploded from the very walls and floor of the ectomancerâs house, appearing as suddenly as . . . well, as ghosts . Duh.
One second, the only figures in sight were me and Sir Stuart. The next, we were striding at the head of a veritable armed mob. The figures didnât have the same kind of sharp-edged reality that Sir Stuart did. They were wispier, foggier. Though I could see Sir Stuart with simple clarity, viewing the others was like watching someone walk by on the opposite side of the street during a particularly heavy