there every weekend, and we didnât spend hours on the phone, or on the internet, or emailing each other or I donât know what else. With young people today, the further away they are, the more theyâre on your back all the time. Donât get me wrong, Iâm not complaining. But sometimes ⦠George, itâs your turn.â
George looked distractedly at his hand, before continuing in the same vein.
âYes, yes, the telephone. Argh! Theyâre all glued to their telephones, like you wouldnât believe! It was bad enough before, even if a phone came in handy now and again. But now with all these mobile phonesââ
âAnd it gets worse,â Charles cut in. âWaitâtil you hear this.My grandson from Parthenay, right, he comes to stay with us in the holidays. And heâs only reading his emails, thatâs right, his internet emails on his mobile phone!â To underline the absurdity of the thing he banged his fist on the table emphatically and leaned back in his chair. âI mean, Iâve seen that kind of thing on telly, but I just thought no, thatâs for people who are in the know, who work in telecoms, or maybe even a couple of the big CEOs, but no! My grandson! A butcher in Parthenay!â
George shook his head. âIf even butchers need computers all over the place, what is the world coming to! Right, where were we? Wait, Ginette, what are you doing?â
âGoing out,â announced Ginette proudly.
âAlready?â exclaimed Charles. âWith all of your cards?â
âYep, and without a joker!â
âMy, my ⦠And there I was with nothing. Have a look at that hand, not even a face card, totally useless. We take more points without the joker as well, I think â¦â
âNo, no more points, just your admiration, gentlemen ⦠So minus twenty for yours truly and two hundred points each for you two.â
âWell, this is off to a good start ⦠Right, whoâs dealing?â
âThe idiot who asks whoâs dealing,â guffawed Charles, a regular at the belote table.
As George dealt out the cards, Ginette cautiously picked up the conversation.
âBut what you say about mobile phones, George ⦠Well, Iâve got one andââ
George ceased dealing and stopped her there.
âMe too, Ginette, me too, but I donât use it !â
âWell, actually you do use it, George,â Charles pointed out. âYouâre diverting all of your calls.â
âYes, but thatâs different.â
âGeorge is using his phone to make everyone think heâs taking it easy in Chanteloup, when actually heâs doing the Tour de France,â Charles explained with a wry smile.
âBut thatâs just so they donât get worried !â
âAnd you can do that with mobile phones, can you?â asked Ginette, impressed.
âYou certainly can!â Charles answered proudly. âIâm the one who set it all up, give it a try if you like.â
âAlright Charles,â interrupted George, who had suddenly sobered up. âAre you playing cards or giving a lecture on technology? It would be great if we could start playing before sunrise.â
âAll Iâm trying to say,â Ginette began again, âis that I have a mobile and I think itâs great.â
âThere you go!â exclaimed George. âLike I said, women canât get away from their phones.â
âNot at all, and I can prove it: I have a contract that allows me one hour of calls a month. A month !â
âPsssh, thatâs already too much.â
âWell I think it gives you more freedom, in a way. I get out and about a lot more now I have my mobile.â
âOh right,â laughed Charles, âbecause you were living like a nun before?â
âNo, I just think mobiles bring people closer.â
âCloser?â said George. âThe reason I