thing is, none of the colleges I got into has dorms that let you bring your cat. Which means if I go there and I want to bring Fat Louie, Iâll have to live off-campus. So I wonât meet anyone, and Iâll be a bigger social leper than I would be otherwise.
But how can I leave Fat Louie behind? Heâs afraid of Rockyâ¦understandably, because Rocky adores Fat Louie and every time he sees him he runs and tries to grab him and pick him up and squeeze him, which has given Fat Louie, of course, a complex, because he doesnât like being grabbed and squeezed.
So now Fat Louie just stays in my room (which Rocky is forbidden from entering because he messes with my Buffy the Vampire Slayer action figures) when Iâm not around to protect him.
And if I go off to college, that means Fat Louieâll just be hiding in my room for four years with no one to sleep with him and scratch him under the ears the way he likes.
Thatâs just wrong.
Oh, sure, Mom says that he can move into her room (which Rocky is also forbidden from enteringâunsupervised, anywayâbecause heâs obsessed with her makeup and once ate one of her entire Lancome Au Currant Velvet lipsticks, so she had to put one of those slippy things on her doorknob, too).
But I donât know if Fat Louie will really like sleeping with Mr. G, who snores.
My phone! Itâs J.P.
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Thursday, April 27, 7:30 p.m., the loft
J.P. wanted to know how prom dress shopping went. I lied to him, of course. I was like, âGreat!â
Our conversation slipped into the Twilight Zone from there.
âDid you get anything?â he wanted to know.
I couldnât believe he was asking. I was truly shocked. You know, what with the whole his having neglected to ask me to the prom thing, and all. Silly me, to assume we werenât going.
I said, âNoâ¦â
My shock grew beyond all bounds when he then went on to say, âWell, when you do, you have to let me know what color it is, so Iâll know what color corsage to get you.â
Hello?
âWait,â I said. âSoâ¦weâre going to the prom?â J.P. actually laughed. âOf course!â he said. âIâve had the tickets for weeks now.â
!!!!!!!!!
Then, when I didnât laugh along with him, he stopped laughing, and said, âWait. We are going, arenât we, Mia?â
I was so stunned, I didnât know what to say. I mean, Iâ
I love J.P. I do!
Itâs just that for some reason, I donât love the idea of going to the prom with J.P.
Only I wasnât quite sure how I was going to explain that to him without hurting his feelings. Telling him that I thought the prom was lame, like Iâd said to Tina, didnât seem like it was going to cut it.
Especially since heâd just admitted heâd had the tickets for weeks. And those things arenât cheap.
Instead I heard myself muttering, âI donât know. Youâ¦you never asked.â
Which is true . I mean, I was telling the truth . Dr. K would have been proud of me.
But all J.P. said to this was, âMia! Weâve been going out for almost two years. I didnât think I had to ask.â
I didnât think I had to ask?
I couldnât believe he said this. Even if itâs true, wellâ¦a girl still wants to be asked! Right?
I donât think Iâm the girliest girl in the worldâI donât have fake nails (anymore) and I donât diet or anything, even though Iâm far from the skinniest girl for my height in our class. Iâm WAY less girlie than Lana. And Iâm a princess.
But still. If a guy wants to take a girl to the prom, he should ask herâ¦
â¦even if they have been dating exclusively for almost two years.
Because she might not want to go.
Really, is it me? Am I asking too much? I donât think so.
But maybe I am. Maybe expecting to be asked to the prom, rather than just assuming Iâm