smells nervous. Why isnât she more excited? And more important, why isnât she handing over the treats?
Suddenly, I notice that One Human is striding toward us very purposefully. Like maybe she wants some treats, too. Well, sheâs going to have a fight on her hands.
Or maybe not. The One Humanâs energy is friendly, yet her posture is telling me to stay on guard. A bad combination.
She starts talking, and Hattieâs treating her like sheâs Very Important. She says that mysterious word âtrain-ing,â too.
Hattie grips the leash tighter, like she wants to keep her loyal dog close. Thereâs something puzzling about this One Human. Besides the fact that she smells like the same wonderful combination of dogs and treats as everything else in this place.
All of a sudden, she turns and begins talking to everyone, like sheâs in charge. And the humans all fall for it. They go quiet, staring at her with rapt attention. The dogs, not so much.
Rocky digs his hind claws into the floor like heâs being dragged into the vetâs office.
The roundest Beagle Iâve ever seen turns to me with noticeable effort. âDid I hear something about treats?â
I bounce on my paws. âYou bet!â I say. âTons of them! I smelled them with my own nose.â
âGood. Iâm starving,â she says. âBut there better not be any work involved. I donât do work.â
I gaze at her, bewildered. She tells me her name is Sadie.
The One Human keeps on talking, the humans keep on listening, and the dogs have no idea whatâs going on. Do the humans expect us to just hang out and wait patiently? Itâs the very definition of impossible.
All the dogs start barking at once. âI want to go home,â Rocky howls.
Lance jumps on his humanâs legs, nearly knocking him over. âWhere are the treats?â he barks.
âI hope I wonât be expected to run around or hop over anything,â says Sadie, sprawling out and yawning. âThatâs not how I roll.â
âHold on, you guys,â I say. âI have a good feeling about this.â
Rocky stops howling and eyes me with suspicion. âWho died and made you Alpha Dog?â
I sink down. âNobody. I mean, letâs give it a chance.â
âA chance?â Sadie says, nodding at the anxious-smelling humans standing next to her. âHoney, itâs obvious you havenât been around very long.â
The One Human says a magical word we all know.
âTreats.â
Every single ear perks up!
I spring up, my tail going nuts. âSee?â I tell the others.
âItâs about time,â Sadie says, struggling to push herself onto all fours.
âHuh?â says Lance.
Sure enough, the humans produce treats. But for some reason everybodyâs focused on the One Human instead of the dogs.
The dogs begin jumping and sniffing at the closed fists. Given the totally unfair height advantage, the humans win. For now.
I turn to Hattie, whoâs clutching a handful of tasty little nuggets. Her face is glowing with excitement. âReady?â she asks.
âIâm so ready! Iâm so ready!â I bark, darting back and forth.
She leans over and holds out her fist. âFenway, sit.â
I leap up as high as I can, my nose going crazy.
Mmmmm!
Those treats are in there all right! The meaty fragrance is undeniable. I nip and nip, but Hattieâs hand remains closed.
Why arenât those treats dropping into my mouth? Hattieâs excited face is unchanged. She speaks again. âReady, Fenway? Sit. Sit. Sit!â
âIâm so ready! Iâm so ready!â I jump and jump, mytail going berserk. Come on! Why arenât the treats coming?
Hattieâs cheeks droop. So do her eyes.
Is this some kind of game? It isnât very fun. For either of us. Hattie seems almost as upset as I am.
Fetch Man puts his hand on Hattieâs back.