his furry embrace. And Miss Barmy sank weakly against him, crying on his shoulder, in a way that, so far, had only happened to him in dreams.
âIs everything all right?â Jane Barmyâs father, a mild, chubby old man in rumpled pajamas, peered sleepily into the room. âI heard someone scream â¦â He gazed at the piebald rat. Though she had recently turned small and hairy, she was still his daughter, and he noticed with concern the wet tracks of tears along her fuzzy cheeks.
âIâm fine, Father. It was just an experiment. Go to bed.â
âBut the police might have heard! What will I tell them?â
âTell them anything. Tell them Mother had a nightmare. Go on, Father! Weâre busy!â
The white-haired man shuffled obediently out of the room, his down-at-heel slippers scuffing along the hall.
Miss Barmy wiped her eyes and spoke crisply. âGet a pencil and paper, Cheswick, and stop patting me already. We need a plan of action.â
Cheswick, who had been mentally diagramming the layout of a nice little burrow in the riverbankâthey would need a nursery for the litters to comeâcame out of his reverie with a start. âA-a plan, Jane?â Surely she understood now that she had to stay a rat. Perhaps she wanted to plan the wedding?
âWe have a goal, Cheswick, and therefore we must have a strategy. First, the goal.â
Cheswick gripped his pencil and wrote âMarry Jane Barmy.â He leaned his whiskered cheek on his paw and gazed at the words, sucking dreamily on the end of his pencil.
âAnd the goal is,â the piebald rat went on, âto turn me back into a full-size humanâpermanently.â
Cheswick gave her a pleading look. âBut, Jane! Surely you arenât going to keep trying to grow?â
âNaturally Iâm going to keep trying. Write it, Cheswick.â
The black rat gripped the pencil stub and wrote âGrow the beautiful Janeâ and set aside his dream of a cozy burrow with a long, heartfelt sigh. âI guess weâll need more Sissy-patches.â
âYes, Cheswick, but not just the patches alone. We need that kissy rat herself.â
Cheswick shook his head. âSheâll never do it.â
Miss Barmy gave him a wilting glare. âDo you think Iâm planning to ask her permission? Weâre going to kidnap her, of course. Orâwould that be ratnap?â
âEither way,â said Cheswick faintly.
âWell, thatâs the first thing we have to do, then. And next, we have to find a place that isnât watched by the police, where we can keep the kissy rat locked up and keep making the patches until we get it right. Father can mail us the supplies that we need. Ideally, we want a place set up like a lab, where we canâoh! Cheswick!â
âWha?â Cheswick snapped to attention.
âAre you thinking what Iâm thinking?â
âI want to be thinking what youâre thinking, Jane, dearest,â said Cheswick cautiously. âWhat are you thinking?â
âIs that old lab of the professorâs still in Schenectady?â
âWhy, yes, of course. I had it boarded up, but I still paid the taxes on it every year. I thought maybe someday I would go back and make a name for myself in rodentology, just like the professââ Cheswick cut himself off and left his mouth hanging open. âJane! You want to go to Schenectady with me?â
âYou may be slow, Cheswick, but you always get it eventually. Yes, Iâm going to Schenectady with you, and weâll hole up in that old laboratory with the kissy rat until Iâm my old self again or we all die, whichever comes first.â
Cheswick felt all soft and saggy with love. Alone with Jane ⦠in Schenectady! What could possibly be more romantic?
A thought intruded. They wouldnât be quite alone. âHow are we going to get Sissy Rat there? How are we going to get there