beelectrocuted if you touched anything. I thought you would have a way of getting the mice out. Okay, guys, get the poison gas. Everybody out!â
âPoison gas?! What are you thinking?! That would kill them all! Thatâs murder! Thatâs mousicide!â
âExcuse me,â Emily interrupted, âmaybe I could go into the computer and have a look.â
The professor, the general, Malcolm and all the soldiers stared at Emily.
âI canât let you do that,â the general said. âYou would be killed and then Iâd have to write a report and send it to your parents. And I hate writing reports.â
âYou said that it is very important.â
âYes, more important than you can ever know. If we donât kill â I mean, get rid of â those mice then lots and lots of people might d â ooops, there I go again.â
âIâm quite small,â Emily explained, âand Iâll be very careful. Iâll use my eyefinger to see places that I canât get my head into. I wonât touch anything.â
âOh, very well then,â the general said. âIn you go.â
Emily stepped into the computer, moving as slowly as a cold snail. Everywhere around her she could hear the hum of electricity and she could feel her hair stand up straight. She crept forward, squeezing between wires and panels without touching them. One minute she was stepping over clusters of cables and the next she was flat against the floor, wriggling along like a snake. It was like climbing through bushes without touching a single leaf. She poked her finger here and there to see where no other person could. And everywhere there was the snap ! and a zap ! that could mean sudden death.
âCan you see the mouse damage, Emily?â the general called out.
âNot yet,â Emily said.
âCan you see any mice?â the professor asked.
Emily bent her finger around a corner. There in the distance she caught a glimpse of a tiny nose. In a flash it was gone.
âI think I just saw one,â she said.
âDid it have long whiskers or short ones?â
âSort of medium. And there was a bit of white on the tip of its nose.â
Slowly Emily made her way through every part of the huge computer. Finally she was out again.
âI didnât see any damage to wires or anything,â she said.
âBut there must be,â said the general.
Professor Mousefinder picked a tiny mouse dropping off Emilyâs shirt. He looked at it with a magnifying glass and then sniffed it.
âAh-hah!â he cried. âMedium whiskers. White on its nose. And this dropping proves that we have our culprit. Mus smartipensis! Thatâs the mouseology name for what are commonly known as Smart Mice. Thatâs why you canât catch them, these are the smartest mice in the world. Theyâre too smart to eat poison or get caught in mousetraps and theyâre too smart to chew on wires.â
âThen what are they doing to the computer?â the general asked.
âTheyâre using it.â
âTheyâre what? Are you saying that they know how to use a computer?â
âNot exactly. I think youâll find they come out at night and push the keys on the keyboards.â
âWhy would they do that?â
âTo see lights flash and things change on the screen. Theyâre only playing but theyâre learning too. Theyâre very smart but they donât know how to use computers yet. When they do you could have real problems.â
âWhat?!â screamed the general. âPoison gas! Now!â
âNo!â cried Professor Mousefinder.
âYes!â cried General Slimantrim.
âWait!â cried Emily. âI have an idea. Malcolm, did you bring your laptop?â
âYes.â
âWe donât have time to waste, Emily,â the general said.
âGive us an hour,â Emily said. âI think we can solve