girl?â he asked, curling his lip as he said the words.
âIâm Emily,â Emily said. âEmily Eyefinger.â
âI thought she might come in handy,â the professor said.
The general looked Emily up and down and then his curled lip turned into a smile.
âEmily Eyefinger? Did you say Eye finger?â he laughed. âDoes she have an eye on her finger ? Ho ho ho ho ho! Thatâs funny. An eye on her finger! Can you imagine that?â
The general laughed another big generalâs laugh.
Without saying a word, Emily held up her eyefinger and stared the general straight in his face. Then she blinked her eyefinger eye.
âGreat bombs and bullets!â the general cried. âItâs a real eye! On your finger! I thought your name was a joke. Iâm terribly sorry. Iâm so embarrassed. And generals arenât ever supposed to be sorry or embarrassed.â
âDonât worry,â Emily said, âand I promise not to say anything about your name.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âSlimantrim?â Emily said. âYour name is Slimantrim and youâre slim and youâre trim.â
The general look down at himself.
âSo I am. Iâve never noticed that before,â he said. âWhat a hoot!â
Suddenly the general turned serious, the way generals do.
âFollow me,â he ordered.
He opened a door to a huge room. The room was filled with metal boxes with flashing lights and switches on them. Wires ran around the floor like spaghetti. At the front of the room was a row of desks with keyboards and screens.
âThis is one big computer,â the general explained. âWeâve added so many bits and bobs that it now almost fills the whole room. I canât tell you what it does because itâs top secret but let me just say that the whole world depends on it. And now mice havegot into it and itâs doing funny things. Yesterday it almost started a wa â ooops, I almost gave away a secret. Anyway, the mice are chewing the wires.â
âAre you sure of that?â asked Professor Mousefinder.
âThey must be because things are going wonky. Weâve put out poison and tried to squish them in mousetraps. Weâve done everything to try to kill them.â
âK-k-k-kill them!â the professor cried. âYou tried to kill mice!â
âYes, of course. You are a mouse exterminator, arenât you?â
âNo, Iâm not a mouse exterminator ! Iâm a mouseologist ! Iâm a scientist who studies mice. I love mice! And so should you! So should everybody! Mice are manâs â and womanâs â best friends. How do you even know there are mice in there? Have you seen them?â
âWeâve seen mouse droppings. If there are mouse droppings there must be mice dropping them. If they were rabbits there would be rabbit droppings.And if they were horses there would be horse droppings. These are mouse droppings.â
âWhat kind of mouse droppings?â Professor Mousefinder asked.
âI donât know. Mouse mouse droppings.â
âMouse mouse droppings? There is no such thing as a mouse mouse. There are lots of different kinds of mice. May I see the droppings?â
âI threw them away.â
âYou what?! You could never be a mouseologist. Turn off the computer and Iâll have a look inside.â
âWe canât turn off the computer because if we do the whole world might ⦠Oh, goodness, I almost told you another top secret secret. Anyway, we canât turn this computer off till the new one is built and that wonât be for months.â
âOkay,â the professor said, âopen a panel and Iâll go in to see if theyâre doing any damage.â
âGo in?â the general said, opening a panel. âNo person could fit between the cables and gizmos. Besides, itâs much too dangerous. Youâd