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    Somehow I’d never gotten past looking at January.
    “Oh, I’ll let him know,” Pam said. “Eric said many people wouldn’t like it if I were in the calendar made for women . . . so I’m in the one for men. Would you like me to send you a copy of my picture, as well?”
    “That surprises me,” I told her. “It really does. I mean, that you wouldn’t mind posing.” I had a hard time imagining her participation in a project that would pander to human tastes.
    “Eric tells me to pose, I pose,” she said matter-of-factly. Though Eric had considerable power over Pam since he was her maker, I have to say that I’d never known Eric to ask Pam to do anything she wasn’t ready to do. Either he knew her well (which, of course, he did) or Pam was willing to do just about anything.
    “I have a whip in my picture,” Pam said. “The photographer says it’ll sell a million.” Pam had wide-ranging tastes in the area of sex.
    After a long moment while I contemplated the mental image that raised, I said, “I’m sure it will, Pam. But I’ll give it a pass.”
    “We’ll all get a percentage, all of us who agreed to pose.”
    “But Eric will get a bigger percentage than the rest.”
    “Well, he’s the sheriff,” Pam said reasonably.
    “Right. Well, bye.” I started to hang up.
    “Wait, what am I to tell Eric?”
    “Just tell him the truth.”
    “You know he’ll be angry.” Pam didn’t sound at all scared. In fact, she sounded gleeful.
    “Well, that’s his problem,” I said, maybe a bit childishly, and this time I did hang up. An angry Eric would surely be my problem, too.
    I had a nasty feeling I’d taken a serious step in denying Eric. I had no idea what would happen now. When I’d first gotten to know the sheriff of Area Five, I’d been dating Bill. Eric had wanted to use my unusual talent. He’d simply held hurting Bill over my head to get me to comply. When I’d broken up with Bill, Eric had lacked any means of coercion until I’d needed a favor from him, and then I’d supplied Eric with the most potent ammunition of all—the knowledge that I’d shot Debbie Pelt. It didn’t matter that he’d hidden her body and her car and he couldn’t himself remember where; the accusation would be enough to ruin the rest of my life, even if it was never proved. Even if I could bring myself to deny it.
    As I carried out my duties in the bar the rest of that night, I found myself wondering if Eric really would reveal my secret. If Eric told the police what I’d done, he’d have to admit he’d had a part in it, wouldn’t he?
    I was waylaid by Detective Andy Bellefleur when I was on my way to the bar. I’ve known Andy and his sister Portia all my life. They’re a few years older than me, but we’d been through the same schools, grown up in the same town. Like me, they’d been largely raised by their grandmother. The detective and I have had our ups and downs. Andy had been dating a young schoolteacher, Halleigh Robinson, for a few months now.
    Tonight, he had a secret to share with me and a favor to ask.
    “Listen, she’s going to order the chicken basket,” he said, without preamble. I glanced over to their table, to make sure Halleigh was sitting with her back to me. She did. “When you bring the food to the table, make sure this is in it, covered up.” He stuffed a little velvet-covered box into my hand. There was a ten-dollar bill under it.
    “Sure, Andy, no problem,” I said, smiling.
    “Thanks, Sookie,” he said, and for once he smiled back, a simple and uncomplicated and terrified smile.
    Andy had been right on the money. Halleigh ordered the chicken basket when I went to their table.
    “Make that extra fries,” I said to our new cook when I turned in the order. I wanted plenty of camouflage. The cook turned from the grill to glare at me. We’ve had an assortment of cooks, of every age, color, gender, and sexual preference. We even had a vampire, once. Our current cook