because our boss wanted to put on a dog-and-pony show for those Capitol Hill types,â the American cowboy retorted.
âOh for Peteâs sake, Bill,â Felicity chimed in, her sharp tone making all three of them start, âwould you please shut up.â
âShe hit me first!â Bill protested like a child caught at playground hijinks.
âYou probably had it coming,â Felicity replied with a tilt of her head. Bill went to protest but the librarian held up a single finger. Apparently, that was enough to keep him quiet. âMr. Books, Miss Braun, this is my partner, William Wheatley.â
Eliza blinked. âWilliam Wheatley?
Wild Bill
Wheatley? Is your
partner
?â
He tipped his hat to her. âNice to know my name gets around even in Her Majestyâs Empire.â
âCan I hit him again, Welly?â
âNo!â Wellington snapped. âFor goodnessâ sake, what can you possibly have against Wheatley here?â
It was going to be embarrassing to bring up, but she was forced to now. Eliza glared at the grinning American. âWellington, I cannot begin to run down some of the diplomatic disasters this wanker has left behind for my previous partner, Harry, and I to clean up. Ontario. The Bahamas. Newfoundland. We could always tell when âWild Billâ had been in town. I mean, what kind of secret agent runs into an objective and chooses to blow it to kingdom come when leaving? Hardly
secret
operations.â
âYes,â Wellington said evenly. âHardly.â
Eliza held a gaze with her partner for a moment before returning it to the still-smiling cowboy. âBut Harry and I officially âmetâ Bill here when returning from an assignment in Hong Kong. We found ourselves making a stop in San Francisco for a few hours, so we popped into the pub closest to the aeroport for a celebratory drink.â
âAnd that would be the Rum Runner?â Wellington asked.
âBefore we finished the first round,â she continued, âa group of ruffians surrounded our table
and it is all this gitâs fault
.â
âYeah, not one of my best days with the Office,â William began. âMy cover had been blown . . .â
âReally?â Eliza interjected. âFirst time in the field with your âbig boyâ guns, then?â
Billâs eyes darkened. âLook, that contact of mine had been a reliable one . . .â
âExcept for that one time,â Felicity sang softly.
âI was outbid. Found myself in a bad situation. Those varmints knew I had a meeting at the Rum Runner. So once the fire got hot under the skillet I looked for people that could pass for associates.â
Eliza was having none of his smooth talk. âSo you chose the British gent, immaculate haircut, stylish bowler, and with his fair lady on one arm.â
âExactly.â
Eliza remained flummoxed by his complete lack of logic. âI
am
going to hit him again!â she declared.
The American threw his hands up. âIâm just going to stay down here then til you get over that!â
âEliza!â Wellington implored.
âHonestly, your other tell was the dress you were wearing.â Bill ruffled his dark hair. âNow Iâve known me a fine lady or three, but none that wore skirts with folds like yours. The way the fabric was layered didnât look right.â
âThe way the fabric was layered?â Wellington asked, blinking incredulously.
Bill rested his arms on his knees and looked up to Wellington. âPartner, ifân you want to charm the ladies, it doesnât hurt to know a thing or two about the latest fashion and what the phillies are wearinâ.â
Eliza pursed her lips. âSo you knew I had access to a pair of garter pistols? Really, you expect me to believe that?â
âYou didnât look like no dockside whore, so I took an educated guess.â He then