âI wonât say a word to anyone.â
âWill you promise?â Danny said earnestly.
The meteorologist nodded and raised his right hand. âI give you my most solemn promise that I wonât breathe a word about yourâwhat did you call it?â
âWell, we havenât any actual name for it yet. Joe calls it IT.â
âAll right. You have my promise, whatever its name is.â Mr. Elswing glanced at the clock above the soda counter. âI must run. I just happened to see you through the window, and thought Iâd say hello.â
He clucked to Vanderbilt, who rose up ponderously and gave Irene a farewell look and a longing sigh. âBring your machine around to the weather station tomorrow,â he added. âIt sounds as though it has possibilities. Weâll keep it secret, but anything that can give me all the tea I want is worth studying. And I like to encourage young amateur scientists.â
He waved gaily to them, and went off with Vanderbilt at his heels. Danny looked after them with a sullen frown.
âWhatâs the matter?â said Irene. âI think heâll really keep his promise. Is that what youâre worried about? He may be a little touched, but he looks honest.â
ââTisnât that,â said Danny. âItâs what he called me: amateur !â
He rested his chin gloomily on both hands. âWhat does he think I am, some kid in first grade? And you know what?â
âWhat?â
âI got the feeling that he didnât really believe me. About the ray, I mean.â
âWell, if he didnât, so much the better,â said Irene comfortingly. âThatâs the best way to keep it secret, isnât it?â
âI guess so,â said Danny. âBut itâs very insulting to me.â
âWhatâs insulting?â Joe had just come in, and he slid onto the stool next to Dannyâs. âSomething more insulting than what Iâve got?â
He grinned, but it was a crooked grin. One of his eyes was puffy, and the skin around it was already turning the rich colors of an autumn sunset.
âGolly! What happened to you?â Danny asked.
Irene leaned over, looking troubled. âDoes it hurt?â
âOnly when I look through it,â said Joe wryly. âIt was a present from Snitcher Philips.â
Eddie Philips was a stocky, broad-shouldered boy who was known to his schoolmates as âSnitcherâ because of his bad habit of telling on other people.
âI met him on the corner of Jefferson Street,â Joe continued, gingerly touching his eye with one finger. âI donât know why he got so mad. All I said was, âGood morning, Eddie.â â
âIs that all?â said Danny in surprise.
âSure, thatâs all.â Joe waved to the counterman. âLetâs order. I guess Iâll have a hot fudge sundae for me, and a piece of ice for my eye.â
They got their ice cream, and Irene kindly gave Joe the cherry from the top of her sundae, while Danny gave him a piece of banana from his. Joe cheered up and began to eat.
âSeems kind of funny that he should punch you in the eye just for saying hello,â Irene said, spooning up caramel sauce.
âOh, he was in a bad mood. I said, âGood morning,â and then I asked where he was going. He said he was going to visit an uncle of his who works at the weather station.â
âMr. Elswing? His uncle?â
âYep. So then I said, âOh, you mean that nut? No wonder he has a split personality. And then he said, âYou keep your trap shut or Iâll split your personality.â And I said something like âWhat do you do at the weather station, Snitcher? Do you snitch on what the weatherâs going to be?â And we went on and exchanged a few more friendly jokes that way, and all of a sudden he hit me.â
âOh. I see,â said Irene with a