scheme was echoed in my vintage print Alice in Wonderland tee, for Peteâs sake!
âShe means we need to wear period costumes,â Dev drawled. âI saw where your mind went.â
âOh, no, honey, you look fine,â Tammy assured me as we drove past a sign proudly proclaiming PINE LEVEL: THE BEST LITTLE PLACE TO LIVE !
Dev snorted.
âItâs just that those old goats will crucify you if you show up in any kind of pants. Or anything that came into vogue any later than 1864,â she said with a smirk. âAnd you canât come back from that. First impressions are everything with these old judgie-wudgies.â
âI always make an impression,â Dev said grandly.
âHoney, of that I have no doubt.â Tammy turned down a driveway, passing a swinging white sign that read SWEET HOME-AWAY-FROM-HOME ALABAMA BED AND BREAKFAST .
Around the corner, a gorgeous pale pink Victorian complete with wraparound porch, turrets, and gingerbread on the eaves materialized out of the trees. We pulled up right in front, under another SWEET HOME-AWAY-FROM-HOME ALABAMA sign hanging over the front porch.
âOh, how beautiful.â I sighed. âIt looks just like my old dollhouse!â
âThatâs exactly what I was goinâ for.â Tammy turned off the car. âWelcome to Pine Levelâs best B&B!â
âDev, which suitcase should we open?â I asked as we all climbed out of the minivan.
âNone.â He patted his carry-on with assurance. âI planned ahead. Everything we need is in here.â
âCome on in, yâall, come in!â Tammy called from the porch. We scampered after her.
Inside it was just as cuteâa vision in soft butter walls and rose-printed curtains. We stood facing a little check-in desk that opened onto a parlor with overstuffed couches and stacks of board games on a mahogany coffee table. Another door, cracked open, led to a formal dining room.
âSouthern chic!â Dev approved. âLove it.â
âNow, the house has been in the family since it was built in the 1880s, but it was me and Mr. AndersonâGod rest his soulâwho converted it into a B&B. Not too long before Beau was born, matter of fact,â Tammy explained, as she led us up the stairs. âNot too many guests here right now. Any, actually. Gets quiet in the summer. Not surprising.â She chuckled ruefully. âMost folks arenât brave enough to face âBama in this heat!â
âI fear nothing,â Dev proclaimed.
I feared heat stroke just a little bit. But I decided to keep that to myself.
âFearless. Just like me.â She smiled. âI knew we were gonna get on great. A boy after my own heart. Now,â she said, stopping at the top of the stairs, poised before the threshold of a door bearing a hand-painted sign with a picture of a big pink flower on it. âThis hereâs the Camellia Room.â She indicated the door. âState flower of Alabama!â she added proudly. âYâall can change in there. Thereâs a screen, honey, so you can have some privacy.â She smiled at me. âNow, most importantly, yâall ever had sweet tea? Real sweet tea?â
We shook our heads.
âOh, yâall are in for a treat!â She clapped her hands. âIâll fix us some while yâall freshen up. Come on down to the parlor when yâall are set.â
Tammy headed down the stairs, and I pushed open the door to the Camellia Room. It must have been the room inside the turret, because the pale pink walls curved around us. Lace curtains fluttered at the window and hung down from the canopy bed. I flung myself onto it.
âI think this is what heaven looks like,â I said, sighing.
âLibby Kelting heaven, maybe,â Dev replied. âI think heaven is a flock of male models skinny-dipping in a sea of iced coffee.â
âLetâs just stay here forever,â I