language while heâs talking,â Zeph added. âJust ones and zeros.â He shuddered, hugging his massive shoulders. âCreepy.â
âAnd so he just has the one name?â
Caroline frowned at him. âBe nice, Edward. The Artiste does the best he can. Zephram, is Edward coming with us tonight?â
âI havenât asked him. Want to come to a party, Edward?â
âI donât know. Iâm kind of tired after all that filing.â
Zeph picked up a chunk of volcanic glass that held down a stack of papers and retrieved a small, cream-colored envelope.
âDo you remember a guy in college named Joe Fabrikant?â he asked.
âFabrikant?â Edward frowned. âI guess so. Blond. Prep-school type.â
âWeâre doing some back-end stuff for his intranet.â Caroline shifted herself down onto Zephâs lap. âDatabase stuff. Heâs dreamy.â
âHe makes tons of money,â said Zeph. âThe big success story from our class.â
âHeâs one of these genetically perfect people. He looks like a giant Norse god.â
Zeph passed the envelope to Caroline, who leaned forward and passed it to Edward. Inside was a simple card with an invitation to a party on it.
âIâm sure he has no idea who I am,â said Edward.
âActually, he asked us to ask you.â
âReally?â That was odd.
Zeph shrugged.
âYou came up. I guess he heard about your London gig. Gave him a hard-on. He remembers you from school.â
Caroline hauled over the keyboard and started another game of
Adventure.
âCome on,â Zeph said. âThereâs free booze. You can suck up to influential people. Uninfluential people will suck up to you. Youâll love it.â
Edward didnât answer. Zeph was right, and on any other night in the past four years he would have jumped at the invitation. Why not tonight? He thought about all the people who would be thereâpeople he knew or half knew, like Fabrikant, and people heâd never met but whom he nonetheless knew down to the very bottom lines of their xeroxed, stapled, and collated souls.
It was hot, and he took off his jacket and draped it carefully over the arm of his chair. He took another sip from his beer. On the screen, Carolineâs yellow square passed the entrance to a corridor that was blocked off by a plain black line.
âCan you go through there?â
âNope. Thatâs a force field.
Verboten.
â
Caroline was in the courtyard of the black castle, in front of the portcullis. Three duck-dragons, red, yellow, and green, were chasing her around and around in a circle. She teased them, staying just out of their reach, but after a while she miscalculated and got caught in the red dragonâs teeth. The square stopped, vibrating in panic for a moment, then there was a swallowing sound and it slid down the dragonâs throat into its stomach.
âHard cheese, old girl,â said Zeph.
They watched the screen in funereal silence. Absurdly, through a glitch in their programming, the other dragons apparently didnât realize the square was dead, and they kept on circling and biting at it in the red dragonâs stomach. The black bat entered the screen from the upper left corner. Off in another part of the apartment music was playing; it sounded like âSmoke Gets in Your Eyes.â
âDamn it,â Zeph said. âHeâs into our CD collection.â
âHang on,â Caroline said. âWait a secondâthis sometimes happens.â
The bat flew diagonally, apparently unimpeded by walls. It made several preliminary passes through the room, cutting through it at an angle, then it changed course deliberately and without slowing down picked up the red dragon and flew away with it. The square came with it, still in the dragonâs stomach, and the camera shifted to follow them. The bat flew them willy-nilly through