puzzles, LEGOs, action figures, Happy Meal prizes, Rubikâs Cubes, spheres, and dodecahedrons. Edward never understood what they saw in them. Zeph said they were good for his spatial visualization skills, though having seen Zephâs senior thesis on low-dimensional topology, Edward thought his spatial visualization skills might already be morbidly overdeveloped.
On his way back Edward was surprised to find a small man standing in the hallway outside Zephâs study. He was studying Zephâs collection absorbedly. Edward had never seen him before.
âHey,â said Edward.
âHello,â the man said in a calm, liquid voice. His head was perfectly round, and he had fine, straight dark hair like a childâs.
Edward held out his hand.
âIâm Edward.â
The small man put the pink plastic pyramid he was playing with back on the shelf. Edward belatedly withdrew his hand.
âAre you a friend of Zephâs?â he hazarded.
âNo.â
The man-child, who really was tiny, barely five feet tall, looked up at him patiently, without blinking.
âSoââ
âI used to work with Caroline. As a sysop.â
âOh, yeah? Like in an office?â
âExactly.â He beamed, as if he were delighted at Edwardâs success. âExactly. I kept the e-mail server and the local network running. Very interesting.â
âWas it.â
âYes, it was.â He seemed to have no sense of irony whatsoever. âConsider the example of packet data. The moment you click SEND on an e-mail, your message splits up into a hundred separate piecesâwe call them âpackets.â Itâs like mailing a letter by ripping up a sheet of paper and tossing the pieces out the window. They wend their separate ways over the Internet, moving independently, wandering from server to server, but they all arrive at the same destination at the same time, where they spontaneously self-assemble again into a coherent message: your e-mail. Chaos becomes order. What is scattered is made whole.
âYou learn a lot about human nature, too. Itâs amazing what some people will leave on their hard drives, completely unencrypted.â
The man looked up at Edward and quirked an eyebrow at him meaningfully. Edward considered the possibility that he might be hitting on him. He was suddenly gripped with a burning desire to be back in Zephâs study with his beer.
âExcuse me for just a moment,â he said. He sidled carefully past the man, avoiding physical contact as he would with a dog of uncertain provenance, and slipped back into Zephâs study. He closed the door and stood with his back to it.
âYou know thereâs a gnome in your hallway.â
Caroline was there, sitting on Zephâs knee. She was a small woman with a round face surrounded by a corona of curly, honey-brown hair. She had tiny, squinty eyes behind round steel glasses.
âI see you met our friend the Artiste,â she said. Her voice was the opposite of Zephâs: a breathy, baby-doll, Blossom Dearie voice.
âHe followed her home one day,â said Zeph. âNow he shows up and hangs around sometimes. Heâs pretty harmless.â
Edward looked from one to the other.
âYou just let him wander around your house like that?â
âHeâll leave eventually,â Caroline explained. âIt freaked me out at first, but after a while I figured out that you donât have to pay any attention to him. Heâs mildly autistic, something called Asperger Syndrome. Heâs pretty functional. It doesnât interfere with his intelligenceâheâs probably smarter than all three of us put togetherâbut it means he has trouble dealing with people. And he gets obsessive about certain things, like computers. Actually, itâs good to have him around. Heâs an unbelievable programmer. He works freelance.â
âSometimes he slips into machine