that what you want me to say? Does that let you put it in a neat little category?â
âHey, Arnie, come on,â I said. âThis is Dennis here, remember me?â
âI remember,â he said. âAnd weâre still friends, right?â
âSure, last time I checked. But what has that got to do withââ
âAnd that means we donât have to lie to each other, or at least I think thatâs what itâs supposed to mean. So I got to tell you, maybe itâs not all jive. I know what I am. Iâm ugly. I donât make friends easily. I . . . alienate people somehow. I donât mean to do it, but somehow I do. You know?â
I nodded with some reluctance. As he said, we were friends, and that meant keeping the bullshit to a bare minimum.
He nodded back, matter-of-factly. âOther peopleââ he said, and then added carefully, âyou, for instance, Dennisâdonât always understand what that means. It changes how you look at the world when youâre ugly and people laugh at you. It makes it hard to keep your sense of humor. It plugs up your sinuses. Sometimes it makes it a little hard to stay sane.â
âWell, I can dig that. Butââ
âNo,â he said quietly. âYou canât dig it. You might think you can, but you canât. Not really. But you like me, Dennisââ
âI love you, man,â I said. âYou know that.â
âMaybe you do,â he said. âAnd I appreciate it. If you do, you know itâs because thereâs something elseâsomething underneath the zits and my stupid faceââ
âYour face isnât stupid, Arnie,â I said. âQueer-looking, maybe, but not stupid.â
âFuck you,â he said, smiling.
âAnd de cayuse you rode in on, Range Rider.â
âAnyway, that carâs like that. Thereâs something underneath. Something else. Something better. I see it, thatâs all.â
âDo you?â
âYeah, Dennis,â he said quietly. âI do.â
I turned onto Main Street. We were getting close to LeBayâs now. And suddenly I had a truly nasty idea. Suppose Arnieâs father had gotten one of his friends or students to beat his feet over to LeBayâs house and buy that car out from under his son? A touch Machiavellian, you might say, but Michael Cunninghamâs mind was more than a little devious. His specialty was military history.
âI saw that carâand I felt such an attraction to it . . . I canât explain it very well even to myself. But. . .â
He trailed off, those gray eyes looking dreamily ahead.
âBut I saw I could make her better,â he said.
âFix it up, you mean?â
âYeah . . . well, no. Thatâs too impersonal. You fix tables, chairs, stuff like that. The lawnmower when it wonât start. And ordinary cars.â
Maybe he saw my eyebrows go up. He laughed, anywayâa little defensive laugh.
âYeah, I know how that sounds,â he said. âI donât even like to say it, because I know how it sounds. But youâre a friend, Dennis. And that means a minimum of bullshit. I donât think sheâs any ordinary car. I donât know why I think that. . . but I do.â
I opened my mouth to say something I might later have regretted, something about trying to keep things in perspective or maybe even about avoiding obsessive behavior. But just then we swung around the corner and onto LeBayâs street.
Arnie pulled air into his lungs in a harsh, hurt gasp.
There was a rectangle of grass on LeBayâs lawn that was even yellower, balder, and uglier than the rest of his lawn. Near one end of that patch there was a diseased-looking oil-spill that had sunk into the ground and killed everything that had once grown there. That rectangular piece of ground was so fucking gross I almost believe that if you