water-filled, hand-tooled fancy boots.
âLooks like heâs doing it, Junior!â that woman whoâd mentioned something about a double eagle laughed. I guessed it was her.
I locked up Junior and went back outside. A.J. was out of his buggyâJoy hadnât fainted as yetâand was standinâ on the boardwalk talkinâ with the gent whoâd been earlier pointed out to me as Lawyer Stokes. A.J. was flapping his arms and hollerinâ.
âYou there, Sheriff!â Stokes hollered.
I pushed through the knot of horses. âGet these horses off the street and stabled or reined down! Or Iâll stick the whole bunch of you in jail for blockinâ a public road.â
Now I didnât have no idea if that lawâor any other law, for that matterâwas on the townâs books. But it sounded good, and it got results.
I met Johnny Bullâs eyes. He nodded at me and said to a rider, âHe means it. We could take him, but heâd kill half a dozen of us before we did.â To me, âSome other time, Cotton.â
âIâll be around, Johnny.â
The street cleared, the riders breaking up and moving out.
âSheriff!â Lawyer Stokes shouted. âI demand you release young Lawrence and that you do so immediately.â
âAnd I demand that you git your face outta mine âfore I put you in jail for interferinâ with a peace officer.â Good thing Iâd read that book on law that time, one writ by some Englishman named Blackstone, I think he was. Cowboys that can read will read anything; bean-can labels, five-year-old newspapers, mail-order catalogs . . . even the Bible when times get desperate.
I told Rusty, âYou get over to the office and find that bond sheet, get the dollar amount for Juniorâs charge. Write it up and then daddy can come up with money and get his big-mouthed kid out of the calaboose.â I looked around, âOK, folks, showâs over. See you all tonight at the social.â
The townspeople, all of them grinninâ, began movinâ out.
A man held up a heavy-lookinâ hat. âIâll bring this by your office, Sheriff. And it was worth every penny, believe me.â
âWill you listen to me, Sheriff?â Lawyer Stokes hollered. I looked at him. He was so mad he was shakinâ.
Then he made the mistake of grabbinâ my arm and jerkinâ me back, spinninâ me around.
I poleaxed the lawyer and dropped him to his butt in the horse-droppinâs.
âYuk!â Stokes said, then put down his hands and stuck both of them in piles of manure.
âIf your nose gets to itchinâ,â I told him. âIâd suggest you scratch it with your knee.â
That young woman was laughinâ so hard she was leaninâ up aginâ a buildinâ for support. And from what I could see, she was sure some fine-lookinâ filly.
âRusty! Come put Stokes in the bucket and charge him with battery on a peace officer. Set his bond, too.â
âOutrageous!â A.J. yelled.
âYou want to go to jail, too?â I asked him.
He closed his mouth.
âYou get five dollars for every arrest you make, Sheriff,â George Waller said.
That got my attention, âWay things was goinâ, Iâd have that spread and all stocked, too, âfore summer was out.
Howsomever, âway I was fast makinâ enemies, I just might not live to the end of summer.
Stokes was sittinâ in the dirt, in the horse shit, on his butt, his mouth all swole up. Rusty helped him up, just a tad rough, and marched the lawyer off to the jailhouse.
A few punchers had returned to the street.
âClear the street!â I hollered. âAnd do it right now.â
Man, that street cleared so fast you could fire a cannonball up it and not hit nothinâ .
Turning, I looked at the woman whoâd thought it all hysterically funny. She met my eyes, and like them writers say