a socialite.
Tonio flipped switches, the lights blinked, the curtain (one very large marshmallow cloud in Day-Glo pink) rose, and we were off.
By the time we were done weâd survived a minor electrical fire and one broken mike, but those were the only stumbling blocks. Everything else went exactly as planned. Puppets walked, suns rose, even the silly fountain in act 2 sprayed water where and when it was supposed to. And the applauseâoh, fury, the applause was loud and long and more than Iâd ever heard for an Outlaw opening night.
When the audience was gone, when the houselights were up, when we all looked at one another with pleased expressionsâthat was when Max swung his arm around Luciaâs shoulder and planted a kiss on her cheek. âBrilliant, kiddo. An Outlaw home.â He fanned out the nightâs takings. âGood people. Good money.â
Then he grabbed Tonio. âAnd to youâgood call. You listened. You acted. You overcame. I love you.â
Lucia grinned and bumped shoulders with Floss. I, emboldened by the nightâs events, leaned over and kissed Nicholas on the ear. He looked confused, then swept me into a Bastardly embrace and squeezed. Happy Outlaws. The world seemed to be a perfect place.
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Three nights after the opening Nicholas skidded backstage and said, âThe reporter from Nighttimes is here. Front row.â He looked like heâd arranged the appearance personally.
Tonio stopped moving. âMajor is here?â
âI donât know Major,â Nicholas said, âbut I know itâs Nighttimes . Iâve seen him around before, always atnew shows. Itâs been awhile. But I know heâs from Nighttimes ,â he added fairly, âbecause his bag has the logo on the side.â
âMaybe he won the bag. Maybe itâs a fund-raising promo. Maybe he likes seeing new shows,â Max said, but he sounded a little desperate.
âAnd maybe itâs Major,â Tonio said, his voice flat.
Nicholas can pick up vibes like a champion. âThis was supposed to be good news, you know?â
But Floss shook her head. âPretty much the exact opposite, Iâd say.â
I watched everyone. Lucia shrugged, Nicholas seemed confused, but Floss, Tonio, and Max looked like the hounds of hell were chomping on their heels.
âWhatâs going on?â I asked.
âMajor is whatâs going on,â said Tonio. His voice was dark and weary. âMajorâs not a friend of mine.â
âI thought he was gone,â Max said. âDidnât you say he was gone?â
âI did. I just never mentioned that he came back.â Tonio sighed. âI was hoping heâd turn out to be something we wouldnât have to deal with.â
âYou knew?â Max sounded incredulous. Tonio shrugged, a bone-tired gesture.
âMajor,â Floss said. The word seemed bitter in her mouth. âHe used to follow me like an acolyte, asking questions about magic, about Faerie. He even tried to follow me home once. To my Faerie home.â She stopped and her shoulders shivered. âAlmost made it, too. Very scary. Mortals should not be able to just waltz into Faerie.â
âThat was his flirtatious side. And if he was trying to get into Faerie he couldnât have been waltzing. He was probably running like hell.â Tonio almost smiled at what must have been a mental picture of Major doing that run.
Floss snarled.
âHe had that huge, galloping crush on you. He was trying to show appreciation and admiration.â Now Tonio sounded like he was making a halfway effort to be conciliatory, but the effort didnât work. Floss glared at him and inhaled heavily.
âI know,â he said, and he shrugged. âI never said it was a good thing.â
âMajor,â Max repeated. âThere was also that little incident when he tried to have me arrested for running a pixie dust