beckoning night. We waved furiously, maniacally, as if hoping to generate enough turbulence to pull her back to central Pennsylvania. âBye-bye, Zenobia!â
âBye-bye!â our baby called from out of the speckled darkness, and then she was gone.
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The Earth turnedâonce, twice. Raspberries, apples, Christmas trees, asparagus, basset pupsâeach crop made its demands, and by staying busy we stayed sane.
One morning during the height of raspberry season I was supervising our roadside fruit stand and chatting with one of our regularsâLucy Berens, Asaâs former third-grade teacherâwhen Polly rushed over. She looked crazed and pleased. Her eyes expanded like domes of bubble gum emerging from Asaâs mouth.
She told me sheâd just tried printing out a
Down to Earth
, only the ImageWriter II had delivered something else entirely. âHere,â she said, shoving a piece of computer paper in my face, its edges embroidered with sprocket holes.
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Dear Mom and Dad:
This is being transmitted via a superluminal wave generated by nonlocal quantum correlations. You wonât be able to write back.
I have finally found a proper place for myself, ten light-years from Garber Farm. In my winter, I can see your star. Your system is part of a constellation that looks to me like a Zebu. Z is for Zebu, remember? I am happy.
Big news. A year ago, various mammalian linesâtree shrews, mostlyâemerged from those few feeble survivors of the Fourth of July catastrophe. And then, last month, I acquiredâare you ready?âpeople. Thatâs right, people. Human beings, sentient primates, creatures entirely like yourselves. God, but theyâre clever: cars, deodorants, polyvinyl chlorides, all of it. I like them. Theyâre brighter than the dinosaurs, and they have a certain spirituality. In short, theyâre almost worthy of being what they are: your grandchildren.
Every day, my people look out across the heavens, and their collective gaze comes to rest on Earth. Thanks to Asa, I can explain to them what theyâre seeing, all the folly and waste, the way your whole planetâs becoming a cesspool. So tell my brother he has saved my life. And tell him to study hardâheâll be a great scientist when he grows up.
Mom and Dad, I think of you every day. I hope youâre doing well, and that Garber Farm is prospering. Give Asa a kiss for me.
All my love,
Zenobia
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âA letter from our daughter,â I explained to Lucy Berens.
âDidnât know you had one,â said Lucy, snatching up an aluminum pail so she could go pick a quart of raspberries.
âSheâs far away,â said Polly.
âSheâs happy,â I said.
That night, we went into Asaâs room while he was practicing on his trap set, thumping along with the Apostolic Succession. He shut off the CD, put down his drumsticks, and read Zenobiaâs letterâslowly, solemnly. He yawned and slipped the letter into his math book. He told us he was going to bed. Fourteen: a moody age.
âYou saved her life?â I said. âWhat does she mean?â
âYou donât get it?â
âUh-uh.â
Our son drummed a paradiddle on his math book. âRemember what Dr. Logos said about those coal miners? Remember when he told us Zenobia was like a canary? Well, obviously he got it backwards. My sisterâs not the canaryâ
we
are.
Earth
is.â
âHuh?â said Polly.
âWeâre Zenobiaâs canary,â said Asa.
We kissed our son, left his room, closed the door. The hallway was papered over with his treasuresâwith miss piggy for president posters, rock star portraits, and lobby cards from the various environmental apocalypses heâd been renting regularly from Jakeâs Video:
Silent Running, Soylent Green, Frogs
. . .
âWeâre Zenobiaâs canary,â said Polly.
âIs it too late for us, then?â I