that sort of thing?â
âYou werenât cooperative yesterday, Weldon. I think you have information youâre not giving me. I have my doubts about our level of sincerity here.â
âI get the feeling I shouldnât have bothered you today.â
âYour brother Lyle paid me a visit. He told me a long story about your father.â
âLyleâs a great entertainer. Did you know he had a zydeco band before he got hit with a bolt of religion?â
âHe said the prowler your wife saw was your father. He said heâs seen the man in his TV audience in Baton Rouge.â
âYears ago Lyle put so many chemicals in his head it glows in the dark. He has hallucinations.â
âWas Bama hallucinating?â
âYouâre poking a stick in the wrong place, Dave.â
Before I spoke again I waited a moment and looked out the screen at the rain falling through the limbs of the mimosa tree in my backyard.
âSo thereâs nothing to Lyleâs story, then?â I asked.
âAs a matter of fact, there is. But itâs not anything you might be interested in. The truth is that Lyle takes money from a lot of pitiful nigras and poâ white trash who think heat lightning is a sign out of Revelation. But after the television cameras are off and the audience goes home, my brother has problems with his conscience. Instead of dealing with it, heâs developed this obsession that our old man is back from the dead and is trying to thread our souls on a fish stringer.â
âHow long will you be gone?â
âA week or so.â
âGive me your mother-in-lawâs address and phone number.â
I wrote them down on a notepad.
âDid you make plaster casts of those footprints by the bayou?â he asked.
âWeâre a low-budget department, Weldon. Also, plaster casts usually tell us that the suspect wore shoes. Let me explain something to you. Thereâs not a lot of interest down there about your shooter. Why is that? you ask. Because when the intendedvictim acts like Little Orphan Annie, with wide, empty eyes, itâs hard to get other people to bite their nails over that personâs fate. If you want to let a hired gumball cancel your ticket, maybe we figure thatâs your business.â
In my mindâs eye I could almost see his hand squeezing on the receiver.
âWhat do you mean âhired gumballâ?â he said.
âPeople around here usually kill only their friends and relatives. They usually do it in bars and bedrooms. A long-range shooter, a guy probably using a scope, a guy who got in and out without being seen, I think weâre talking about a contract killer, Weldon. There was something else I didnât tell you. Our fingerprint man didnât find even a trace of a print on that shell casing. In all probability that means the shooter wiped each shell clean before he loaded the rifle. It sounds pretty professional to me.â
âYouâre a smart cop.â
I didnât answer and instead waited for him to speak again.
But he remained silent.
âYou donât want to tell me anything else?â I said.
âItâs a story that involves a lot of players. You couldnât guess at it.â
âWhen people get into trouble, itâs over money, sex, or power. Always. Itâs not a new script.â
âThis one is. Itâs a real stomach churner.â
I waited again for him to continue, but he didnât.
âHow about it?â I said.
âThatâs all I have to say, except Iâm not going to do time and Iâm not going to get clipped by some gumball. If that doesnât float with somebody, or if they want more information on that, they might try dialing 1-800- EAT SHIT for assistance. Howâs that sound?â
âWho said anything about doing time?â
âNobody.â
âI see. Have a nice trip to Baton Rouge. Tell me, though, before you