availability gets sticky after the end of this contract.â
âAh . . . So did Sippy know she was about to be dumped?â
âOh, no. Benâs thinking was that if she knew, there was a danger she might think, Stuff this lot, and not turn up for the remaining studio days.â
âNo professional actress would do that. She might be seething with fury, but sheâd still turn up.â
âWell, that was Ben Dochertyâs estimate of the situation.â
âSo when was she going to be told?â
âAh, this was to be the masterpiece of television diplomacy. At the end of the final studio day on this episode.â
âThe day after tomorrow?â
âRight. At the end of the day, when Sippy fell, utterly knackered, into her dressingroom, she would be confronted by the showâs CastingDirector.â
âBen not even doing his own dirty work?â
âGood heavens, no. Anyway, the Casting Director would then tell the poor kid that in spite of the fact that sheâd been contracted for all six episodes, she was being paid off then and there.â
âQuite a substantial payoff. Sheâd get everything sheâd been contracted for, wouldnât she?â
âYes, itâd be a decent lump sum. Still peanuts, though, from Benâs point of view, compared with writing off the whole episode.â
âYes,â Charles mused aloud. Then a new thought struck him. âBut lots of people round the production mustâve known. I mean, the read-through for the next episodeâs on Monday. They must have cast the part of Elvira by now.â
âOh, yes. They have.â
âSo that poor kid would have been busting a gut, trying to act for three whole days, without knowing that sheâd already been written off?â
âThat would have been the situation, yes. Oh, indeedy, if itâs humanity youâre after, why not join the wacky world of television?â
âShit. Well, at least she was spared the interview with the Casting Director.â
âYes, I should think the Casting Directorâs feeling pretty relieved, too.â
âHmm. And youâre sure she didnât have an inkling of what was going on?â
âPositive.â
âWhat about Rick? Did he know?â
âIâm fairly sure he didnât, either.â
âBut he must have got a copy of the new script for episode two, mustnât he?â
âNo. Different director for that one. Remember, Rickâs only directing alternate episodes so that he can catch up on post-production.â
âYes, of course.â Charles was silent for a moment before saying thoughtfully, âThe one question all this does raise is how on earth Sippy was ever given the part in the first place.â
âAh,â said Will Parton. âNow thatâs something I think Rick Landor
might
know.â
Her voice was guarded when she answered the phone; even more guarded when she heard who was speaking.
âCharles, how are you?â
âOh, well, you know, Frances, not so bad.â
âMeaning quite bad, from your tone of voice.â
âWell . . . perhaps a bit shaken.â
âAnd perhaps a bit drunk?â
âPerhaps a bit.â
âSo whatâs shaken you? Has something devastatingly unlikely happened . . . like your getting a job, for example?â
âI have got a job, actually. Surely I told you?â
âCharles, itâs over three months since you last rang me. On that occasion, too, you chose to make your call just before midnight . . . presumably on your arrival back at Hereford Road from some bar that closed at eleven.â
âIâm sorry, Frances. I didnât realise it was that late.â
âWell, it is. And the last words you said to me at the end of our previous conversation three months ago were âIâll call you before the weekendâ.â
âOh, were they?â
But