drive up for a visit.â
âThatâd be great, Gary. Weâve got the spare room. Come and stay as long as you want.â
âFanks. I might come up before I get my licence.â
âYeah?â
âIâve got a job.â
âWhaaat? What about school?â
âSick of school. Iâm working as a plumber.â
âAn apprenticeship?â
âYes, sort of.â
âThatâs bloody great, mate. Fantastic. Just give us a call when you get your holidays so we can clean all the shit out of the spare room. Stay as long as you want. Youâll love it up here. Plenty of work. The weather is unreal.â
âBetter than this shithole.â
Dad laughed. I heard a faint crackle and hiss as he sucked on his cigarette. His lips popped and he held the mouthpiece as he coughed. âSo weâll see you when you get some holidays then, hey?â
âYep. Iâll give you a call.â
âGreat. Well, happy birthday again, mate. Hope itâs a goodie.â
âFanks, Dad. Howâs work and that?â
âOh, okay. See you,â he said, and hung up.
Mum stuck the best part of two packets of candles into the cake and nearly set the kitchen on fire. Muz, Sharon and Mum howled âHappy Birthdayâ. Hip hip bullshit. I emptied my drug-fucked lungs at the candles. One of the little bastards wouldnât go out and I got a bit of a head spin.
âWhoah,â Sharon said. âWhoâs the lucky girl, ay?â
âOr guy,â Mario said.
âVanessa is going to be so jealous.â
âPiss off.â
Mum drove me to Target to exchange my helmet after dinner. Weâd just got through the doors when a butch-sounding woman announced on the PA that the store was going to close in five minutes.
I couldnât find a helmet. They were all so . . . I dunno . . . new. I liked my old helmet. It stunk like me and was all scratched to the shithouse. Mum started freaking and telling me to hurry. I ended up exchanging the pussy helmet for a Metallica CD and poster. Thanks, Grandad.
I walked to Ashâs place at half past nine. Sheâd swapped her school pants for trackies, her school shoes for moccasins. She wore a black t-shirt and her stupid green and goldcourt jesterâs hat with the bells pulled down too far on her head. Sheâs a class act. I looked down my nose at her.
âGive us a break. Itâs a bloody birthday party,â she said, and I wondered if sheâd had a cone or two before Iâd arrived. The bong was nowhere to be seen. I felt like a dick again: sheâd dressed up for me.
âYouâre wearing it,â she said, and pointed to the silver skull on my little finger.
âI love it. Fanks.â
âSharon said youâve got a job.â
I nodded. âPlumber.â
âBullshit. Plumberâs labourer.â
âYeah, that.â
âMaybe the wankers at school will start calling you Plumber, too.â
I swallowed. I didnât realise she knew they called her that. I thought they said it to her back. She doesnât miss much.
âI suppose thatâs the end of our little morning ritual then, hey?â she said.
âCrap. If I need one cone to get me through a day of school, Iâll need two cones before work.â
âCould be dangerous.â
âGoing to work straight could be worse.â
She pulled the bong from under the bed. âIâll miss it.â
It hadnât hit me till then. Things would change. Theyâd have to. Ash was creeping me out with all her talk.
âYou wonât be at school either. Thatâll be hard work,â she said.
âYou cruise at school, what are you crapping on about?â
She was rustling in the plastic mull bag then she was packing the bong. Every movement seemed like a huge effort, like her body was sighing. It became clear in that minute that even though we got stoned together before school,