around and shakinâ his shoulÂders out, like a fighter. Next chorus, he tighten up! He grab a handful of Rayâs gabardine, âbout midÂthigh! Clutchinâ at it! Them little gals run forÂward as close as they can get. He let the guitar work. He back up. Last chorus, he commence to stompinâ! He grab his waistband and jerk his pants up, on the beat! All the gals throw pocketbooks, handkerchiefs, anything they ainât gone need later on. They donât throw they hatpins or they guns, nossir, they donât throw that! Heh, heh, nossir, they donât.â
I said, âWas it a woman got him killed? You know he didnât do it.â Herman had the inside dope on all subjects known heretofore and as yet undesignated.
âRight now, I got to make my rounds. What good it is, I donât really know. Look like a newspaper building to you? Itâs a Temple of Secrets, the High and Mighty Church of the Next Dollar, and ainât nary a one of âem mine. What they need a watchman for? Our Lord and Savior had a marvelous trick bag, Iâm told, but even he couldnât break in here.â Kiko and Smiley crossed themselves. Herman laughed. âDonât you boys be concerned, Iâm strictly spiritual! My mind is stayinâ on Jesus! Iâm a deacon in the Church of the Rapid Bible and the First Born, on Thirty-third. Worship services are spontaneous and unscheduled, but all are welcome! Right now, you folks better sit tight and let me have a look around on the boulevard. Iâll be back.â
Kiko said, âMan, heâs been at a lot of shows.â
âActually, no. You dig Herman right here, every night. No need to go further. Heâll be on the radio in a little while. We donât check him with no lightÂweight stuff.â
Saturday and Sunday nights it was Leon the Lounge Lizardâs radio show, The Rump Steak Serenade . Leon featured the cool sounds of jazz from midnight to 3:00 a.m., broadcasting live from Doctor Brownieâs Famous Big Needle, the jazz record shop on San Pedro open twenty-four hours a day. At two oâclock, Herman came on for a fifteen-minute interlude: âItâs time once again for Dig It and Pick Up On It , with Herman the Human Jukebox!â Folks would call in with questions and try to stump JuÂJu, but it had never been done. If a caller asked about a record, he could name all the players, the label color, matrix number, and chart position. Heâd know how many suits Billy Eckstine had and what brand of gin Fats Waller preferred. Tonight JuÂJu was sharp and on the money, as always. A white man in Glendale, who wouldnât give his name, asked, âIs it legal for colored men to call themÂselves âKing,â âDuke,â and âCountâ?â JuÂJu answered politely, âYes, if jazz is legal. If not, all bets are off, and you had better stay right there in Glendale!â Next came a brother from Watts, one Horace Sprott. âHow many times has guitarist Irving Ashby been stopped by the LAPD on his way home from the nightclub job with Nat Cole?â Answer: âEightyÂ-seven times to date, and always by the same motorcycle officer, William âBitter Billâ Spangler, badge 666. Officer Bill asserts that John has been entertained in their home by his wife, Mabel, repeatedly and often, whilst he is out on patrol. âShe plays those records by that spade, Cole. I hate music! Every time I come in from work, the place stinks like fish. I hate fish!ââ The third caller was a white woman with an East Tennessee drawl that made a question out of everything: âHello, Herman? This is Ida from Thirty-third Street, and I have a garage full of old 78 records? They belonged to my husband; he liked that music you like? Iâm moving to Spokane, so what should I do?â
â âScuse the hat, Miss Ida, maâam, but thatâs me you hear