veteran of the Boer Wars, was found instructing a squad of recruits in one of the wooden classrooms that had been hurriedly constructed to cope with the influx of recruits that this latest war â and Lord Kitchenerâs pointing finger â had brought about.
The appearance of Captain McIntyre in the doorway immediately produced a roar from Finch for the recruits to come to attention.
As the young soldiers leaped to their feet, one unfortunate who was seated behind a Lewis gun, managed to knock it over in his haste.
âMind what youâre doing with that bloody thing, you stupid oaf,â roared Finch. âWe can get plenty more soldiers, but Lewis guns are hard to come by. Do it again and Iâll tear off your arm and beat you to death with the soggy end.â He swivelled on his left heel, crashed his ammunition boots on the wooden floor to assume a position of attention, and saluted. âSah!â he yelled.
âStand easy, lads,â said McIntyre, and beckoning to Finch, he said, âJust step outside, Sarnât Finch.â
âSah!â yelled Finch again, and followed the military police officer into the corridor.
âThese two gentlemen are from the civil police, Sarnât Finch.â
âYes, sir. Very good, sir.â
âThey want to know about Private Stacey. He tells me that he was under training with you yesterday morning.â
Finch unbuttoned one of his tunic pockets and withdrew a sheet of paper. After a moment or two spent in perusing the document, he looked up. âYes, sir. Correct, sir. An idle man, sir.â
McIntyre smiled. To sergeant-instructors all recruits were idle men. âDid he say anything about having lost his cap, Sarnât Finch?â
âNo, sir, but the men donât wear headdress for these here lectures. Thatâd be a matter for his platoon sergeant, sir.â
âAnd youâre absolutely certain that he was here yesterday morning.â
Finch contrived to look mildly offended without being insubordinate. âHe was definitely here, sir, and he shouldâve been here today. Iâve marked him absent.â
âHeâs locked up in my guardroom at the moment, Sarnât Finch, but it looks rather as though youâll be getting him back shortly.â
âVery good, sir,â said Finch. âI donât know what you banged him up for, but I daresay a couple of circuits of the barrack square with his rifle at the high port wonât do him no harm, and thatâs a fact, sir.â
âWell, Inspector, it looks rather as though Stacey is not the man you want,â said McIntyre, when the three of them were walking back to McIntyreâs staff car.
âIt certainly looks that way, Captain,â said a disappointed Hardcastle, âbut Iâm still wondering how our man at Victoria Station came to be in possession of Staceyâs cap.â
âThat seems to point to some other soldier in his platoon having purloined Staceyâs cap, but I wonder why,â said McIntyre.
âSo do I, Captain,â said Hardcastle. âSo do I.â
But as it turned out, it was not that simple.
The problem of Staceyâs cap was still vexing Hardcastle by the time he and Marriott alighted from their train at Waterloo Station.
Clearly in an irritable mood, the DDI marched out to the station forecourt, and hired a taxi.
âScotland Yard, cabbie,â he snapped, and then, turning to Marriott, added, âTell âem Cannon Row, and half the time youâll finish up at Cannon Street in the City,â he said.
âYes, sir,â said Marriott wearily. Hardcastle had offered this advice on almost every occasion that he and the DDI had travelled back to the police station.
On the Friday morning, Hardcastle received a telephone call from Captain McIntyre.
âInspector, I had another word with Stacey after youâd left, and persuaded him to tell me the circumstances