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HYPNOTISM
    The humans believe we can hypnotise them by just looking at them, whereas we know it's not that easy.
    The truth is, we have vocal cords that can vibrate at low or high frequencies beyond the range of human hearing. Because they don't hear anything, they think we can control them by the eyes, whereas it's actually the voice.
    The older you get the more powerful it is. So types of use for your voice:
Purring
    Used when happy and to put others at ease, Females nearly always use it on children, when making friends, sleeping with friends, or when curled up cuddling a boyfriend.
Singing
    Used by both Males and Females, hiding the relaxing tones in a song or lullaby will put a child to sleep or relax adults.
Command
    Voice control is used by Alpha Males. The controlling frequency is produced at the same time as the words spoken, and it works on young Males, Females, and animals including humans. It's hard to explain how it works as it will not relax you like the purring or singing, but if delivered with force from an old and powerful Alpha it does two things:
    1. You do what ever you are told to do without thinking.
    2. Makes you wish you had a change of underwear with you.

The most powerful Vampire I know is ICE’s Dad.

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IMAGE (no) by mirror or film:
    This is just plain wrong. How do you think we put make up on?
IMMORTALITY
    Are we Immortal? No, just long lived. Even the turnlings only last a few hundred years. The main reason for this misunderstanding is that we don't normally die of natural causes, unless getting a stake in the heart can be called a natural cause of death for a Vampire. We tend to get killed by accident, by angry humans, by other Vampires, through carelessness, and occasionally suicide (upsetting a Vampire bigger and stronger than you are can be considered a form of suicide!)
INNER VAMP
    Some Vampires, when in blood lust, can tune into a previous incarnation. They can then make use of skills gained in the past. It may sound cool to have extra help in a fight but it's the mental equivalent of sleeping with someone who eats biscuits in bed.

INVITED IN
    Another human idea is that we can not enter a person's home unless we are invited in. I guess this is partly true as it would be rude to enter anyone's home uninvited, but as to not being able to, …er …… why? …. Yes, I know this is yet another daft human idea, but then we have all seen doors with stupid humans signs on them saying "This Door Is Alarmed" - when it's a dead piece of wood, and if it was still live and growing I shouldn't think it would care or be frightened by passers-by. Humans are stupid. In my view, a human house is just a food store cupboard, next you will be saying we have to ask permission before un-wrapping a bar of Chocolate!
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IN WORDS and OUT WORDS
    Yes, this is yet another problem caused by human teenagers who change in-words to out-words in a few weeks. Vampires are long lived and so believe that them doing this to us is species-ist and they all need a good biting to stop them.
    When I was at a human high school I picked up all the current words of the day and I do not think it is cool to try and force me to change them now. My Uncle still talks about Flappers and things being hip - keeping up-to-date with slang is just always going to be a problem for a long-lived species. If any human points out that you're out of date with what you say, just smile then claw them to death for being rude and species-ist.

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JAWS
    You will have very powerful jaws, and so you should as this gives you the ability to hold onto prey by your teeth while your claws are ripping them apart ……
    Eating out at night can be messy, but it's so much fun when your meal helps to give you an appetite by fighting back.
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KISSING
    The rule is that no matter how good the kiss is, you must try hard to keep the fangs hidden. Just settle for kissing without tongues until you are sure