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even-more-limited typing
ability. He sold his first short story in 1978, two years after
graduating from Rutgers. Armed with a degree in Philosophy and no
discernible job skills, he spent the bulk of the Carter
administration as a starving writer before accidentally discovering
he knew how to program computers.
    He’s written more than two dozen books for
young readers, including Hidden Talents , Flip, Invasion of the Road Weenies, Punished!, Dunk, and Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie. His novels are on reading lists
across the country, saving countless students from a close
encounter with Madame Bovary. His short stories have
appeared in the collections of such respected anthologists as M.
Jerry Weiss and Don Gallo, and in a variety of magazines, including Boy's Life, READ, and Nickelodeon . He has published an
eclectic body of humor pieces in both national and regional
publications. In a former, geekier phase of his life, he designed
and programmed many old-school video games, including Home
Alone , and Frogger 2. In his spare time, he takes naps
on the couch.
    He lives in Nazareth, Pennsylvania with his
wife and a trio of felines. He also lives online at www.davidlubar.com .

 
Other books by David Lubar
    Novels:
    Hidden Talents
    True Talents
    Flip
    Dunk
    Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie
    Story collections:
    In the Land of the Lawn Weenies and Other
Warped and Creepy Tales
    Invasion of the Road Weenies and Other
Warped and Creepy Tales
    The Curse of the Campfire Weenies and Other
Warped and Creepy Tales
    The Battle of the Red Hot pepper Weenies and
Other Warped and Creepy Tales
    Attack of the Vampire Weenies and Other
Warped and Creepy Tales
    Chapter Books:
    My Rotten Life: Nathan Abercrombie,
Accidental Zombie , book #1
    Dead Guy Spy: Nathan Abercrombie,
Accidental Zombie , book #2
    Goop Soup: Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental
Zombie , book #3
    The Big Stink: Nathan Abercrombie,
Accidental Zombie , book #4
    Enter the Zombie: Nathan Abercrombie,
Accidental Zombie , book #5
    Punished!
    Dog Days
    eBooks:
    It Seemed Funny at the Time: a large
collection of short humor
    Pulling up Stakes and Other Piercing
Tales
    See them all on his book page: http://www.davidlubar.com/mybooks.html