You better hop to it.â
The man did not look like he was wanting to ramble anywhere that night.
âYou want my advice?â she asked.
âNot at all.â
âGo back home. Talk to your mother. Tell her the truth. Explain your situation. Donât leave anything out.â
The son looked at her once then walked away, scurrying as if he was afraid she would follow. Winnie stood her ground, not quite finished with the advice she had to give.
âThis summer the two of you should go to Three Rivers Stadium. Stand in line and buy season tickets to the Pirates. Thereâs been a baseball strike. People are suspicious of the stability of the ball clubsâyouâll be able to get bleacher seats. When the vendor comes around and says whatâll it be, she might want a few jumbo beers. I say let her have âem.â
He was at the end of the block. In a minute he would disappear from her sight. âDid you hear me?â Winnie shouted. âJumbo beers. Hot dogs with onions and relish. Soft pretzels soaked in mustard. Sheâs a hungry woman. Let her go for it.â
The coffee drinkers sitting at the outside cafe were staring at her. She turned away, lest they mistake her for a ranting, raving bag lady.
She walked quickly to the Uni-Mart on Ellsworth Avenue. The sign on the door told her that this franchise strictly enforced the âOnly TWO children at ONE time rule.â She shopped the three aisles quickly. She picked up some frozen microwavable burritos that were decent if you used a good sauce and a bit of canned black beans. To drink, she chose a bottle of raspberry-flavored sparkling water.
When she handed him a twenty-dollar bill, the cashier asked her if she had anything smaller.
âJust some change,â she said and shook her wallet so he could hear the jingle of pennies and nickels.
He shrugged and held out his hands as if to say that there was nothing he could do to help her.
To go home without her purchases would have been pathetic. She wrote her name on the receipt and handed it to the cashier, whose blue uniform jacket was unzipped to reveal a wrinkled white button-down.
âHere you go,â she said, her voice sounding bossy. âIâll come in tomorrow with something smaller. I live around the corner.â
âI donât think my boss will go for that.â
âDonât worry. Youâll get your money,â Winnie said. âYou can count on me.â
âIâm not sure,â the guy hesitated. Winnie scooped up her purchases and walked out of the store with a big friendly wave.
That was it. She had nothing more to say to anybody. Her day was done.
Three Fat Women of (Pittsburgh Just Visiting) Antibes
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O NE WAS CALLED J ANE AND WAS a divorcée. The second was born Margaret Mary but had her name legally changed to Amber when she turned twenty-one. Sally was the third. She had never been married, never been engaged, never even had what others would consider a longtime serious boyfriend. A virgin, yes, though she no longer admitted or complained about it.
The women were in their late thirties and comfortably overweight, so when they talked about food (and who doesnât when traveling, especially when traveling in France?) they spoke not in terms of enjoyment but in terms of negotiations, as if everything they ate or drank had a price.
âWe must have walked five miles,â Jane said.
âAt least,â Sally sighed, as if they had just finished exercising.
âIf you count what we did on the boardwalk, add that to the museum tour, I figure itâs more like six,â Amber said. She recorded her daily activities in a compact datebook she carried in her purse. Most nights she exaggerated her exercise and lied about her caloric intake.
âMaybe more,â Jane said.
âBut at least five,â Amber said and snapped the rubber band around her little black book.
The three were good friends. They