up and headed for the front window and craned her neck to get a sight line down to the park gate. âOh.â
âWhat?â Cindy said, coming to stand beside her.
âThe FunFun at the gate is gone.â
âYes, he is,â Cindy said, looking, too. âSo heâs the robot clown who knocked you down. Bastard.â
âYes,â Mab said. âI spent a full week making him gorgeous and then he flattens me.â
âWhat an ingrate,â somebody said from behind them, and Mab turned and saw that the guy with the shoulders had come to look out the window with them.
Close up, he looked like Drunk Dave. Drunk Dave showered and shaved and possibly gainfully employed and dressed in a blue pin-striped shirt instead of something with BENGALS written on it, but still . . . âDave?â
He grinned down at her, and she lost her breath. âI get that a lot.â He held out his hand. âIâm Daveâs cousin, Joe. Daveâs out of town for a couple of weeks, so Iâm house-sitting for him.â
âDave has a house?â Mab looked down and saw his outstretched hand and took it, trying to look calm, but there was still something about him that disoriented her, something besides his warm, firm grip and the fact that he held her hand a moment too long for just a handshake. She would have sworn he was Drunk Dave, except he was sentient and sober and attractive. And warm. And happy. And near. She felt stirrings. It had been a while since sheâd felt stirrings. Sheâd given up stirrings because they never turned out well and they interfered with her work, but now here they were again.
He was definitely not Drunk Dave.
âSo youâre Daveâs cousin,â Cindy said. âWelcome to Dreamland. You should avoid the Beer Pavilion and just stay here with me where youâll be safe from robot clowns.â She dimpled at him.
âRobot clowns?â he said to Cindy, laughing.
âMab met one last night.â
And there she was, a Batty Brannigan, her first seventeen years all over again. So much for stirrings. Well, she had work to do anyway.
âTell me more,â Joe said.
âTragically, itâs not my story,â Cindy said. âItâs Mabâs.â
He turned and looked at Mab again, and her heart beat faster. âA robot clown?â
âI was joking. He was a hallucination. I hit my head.â
Iâm not weird
.
âThatâs a shame.â
âItâs fine now.â
âNo, itâs a shame it was a hallucination. How many people get run down by robot clowns?â
âNot many?â Mab guessed.
âIt would be an experience,â Joe said. âInstead of life as usual.â
âExactly,â Cindy said.
Mab frowned at her. âI like life as usual.â
âBut you donât remember life as usual,â Joe said, his smile warm on her. âAt the end of your life, youâre not going to remember all the life-as-usual days, but youâre going to remember being run down by a robot clown.â
âI wasnât run down by a robot clown.â
âAre you sure?â Joe said, and Mab met his eyes and saw all the light and excitement there, and thought,
No, but Iâm positive Iâm stunned by you
.
âI like the way you think,â Cindy told him.
âI donât,â Mab said.
Joe smiled into Mabâs eyes as if he knew her and spread out his arms. âEmbrace the experience, honey.â
Mab realized she wasnât breathing, which was absurd. She took a deep breath, trying to get oxygen back to her brain. Maybe it was the word
embrace
coupled with the stirrings.
I could embrace the experience if you were the experience
.
She picked up her work bag and her minerâs hat before the stirrings got out of hand. âI have to go meet somebody.â
âWho?â Cindy said.
âThe Fortune-Telling Machine,â Mab said, and